Yet Another Drive-By at La Roka Nightclub
They get a rough crowd there. What’s this, the second time in the last few months somebody has been shot there?
From WYFF:
GREENVILLE, S.C. — Deputies are investigating a drive-by shooting near a Greenville night club.
It happened early Monday morning near Club La Roka on S. Pleasantburg Drive.
Authorities tell WYFF News 4 two groups got in an argument at the club. Later, one of the groups was getting into a car in a nearby parking lot when a vehicle drove by and someone began shooting.
One man was hit in the calf and a bystander received a leg injury. Both victims were taken to the hospital where we are told they’re recovering.
Who the hell is in a club early Monday morning anyway? If you don’t have to be at work on Monday how do you have money to go club hopping? I guess the drive-by answers that question doesn’t it?
Moron Caught on Film Using Stolen Credit Card
I say she’s a moron because almost all stores have cameras these days. It’s like she wants to be caught:
MAULDIN, S.C. — Mauldin police asked for the public’s help on Friday in identifying a woman who used a stolen credit card at an Upstate store.
The fraud occurred on Jan. 12 at a local pharmacy, according to a release from police.
Investigators said the woman purchased several items, and the transaction was captured by video surveillance.
Police asked anyone who can identify the woman or knows her whereabouts to contact Detective Benjamin Ford of the Mauldin Police Department at 864-289-8900.
Anyone who assists in this investigation can remain anonymous, according to the release.
Criminals are stupid.
Easley Standoff Ends Peacefully
Thankfully no one was seriously injured. This story began in the early evening when William Laurenano had the cops called on him for domestic violence. When police arrived he barricaded himself in his home claiming to have a gun and taking his teen son hostage. The standoff ended last night with no casualties and Laurenano cooling his heels in jail.
From Fox Carolina:
According to deputies, the incident began as a domestic dispute between the suspect, William Laurenano and a woman believed to be his wife or girlfriend inside their home located on Shenandoah Drive. The woman fled the house and called police from a business on Pelzer Highway.
When deputies arrived at about 5 p.m., they said Laurenano barricaded himself and his 18-year-old son in the house. Deputies also told FOX Carolina that the man said he had a gun.
Deputies said the man eventually let his son go at about 10 p.m., before surrendering about two hours later.
Let’s hope this time in jail causes him to do some reflection about where his life is heading.
Cemetery Desecrating Drunk Driver Dablin Humerez in Court Today
Remember this toad? He was the drunk driver who ran his SUV through a historic cemetery, destroying tombstones and mausoleums that can’t be replaced. He then tried to escape on foot but was caught at which point he tried to bribe police to let him go.Reportedly he offered them $1000 making him either a spoiled rich kid or the kind of guy who thinks he can live through stiffing a dirty cop his bribe money.
He was in court today but as of yet there’s been no statement to the press as to his punishment. Hopefully he gets the book thrown at him.
Police Seeking Information on Corner Mart Robbery
The robbery happened Friday night and involved two suspects one of which had a gun:
The Greenville County Sheriff’s Office is currently investigating an Armed Robbery, Friday night, at the Corner Mart Store on January 29th.
The incident occurred just before 11:00 pm at the store, located at 784 Easley Bridge Road. Two Suspects described by the clerk as black males entered the business. The first suspect is described as 6’2” with a slim build, wearing a black ski mask over his face, a black shirt and blue jeans, approached the store clerk and brandishedm a silver handgun demanding money. The second suspect described as 5’6” with a slim build, wearing a jacket or shirt tied around his head, a white shirt and black jeans demanded Newport cigarettes from the clerk. The suspects then fled the business on foot to the rear of the building.
Anyone with information should call Crime Stoppers at 23-CRIME.


