52 Local Morons Arrested in Greenville Prostitution Sting

From what I gather the cops used a decoy to snag¬† “Johns” trolling known cruising areas. The decoy is of course undercover but let’s just imagine she looks something like this:

Sexy Greenville Cop

Keeping in mind that the female police officer may not look exactly like Internet model Tara Bush but will, like Tara Bush, have all her teeth and not look like the walking dead one has to wonder how these could possibly stings work? Here’s a slide show of the gentlemen involved and as reports point out many were picked up for drug offenses, including possession of crack cocaine.

So bear with me on this. Drug using Johns cruising for street walkers, who usually look like extras from the Dawn of the Dead remake due to meth/coke/oxy addictions, were tricked into trying to hire a healthy, attractive and no doubt physically fit police decoy? These morons deserve to be arrested.

Most hookers are drug addicts -¬† except for the sex slaves being trafficked by gangs. Among the drug addicted prostitutes the street walkers are the ones who are to beat up looking to ply their trade at strip clubs or in adult ads. Usually they’re long time addicts with the scars, burns, sores and missing teeth to prove it.

So I find it odd that these sorts of prostitution stings work at all, much less utilizing a decoy who is not a drug addict and has medical and dental coverage. But low and behold 52 morons thought a healthy, attractive woman not jonesing for a fix would be walking around some of the worst areas in Greenville County looking for strangers to fellate for pocket change, on a lark I assume. These people should stop watching porn and start getting their lives together.

WYFF published a list of names of the Johns to go along with the slide show. Best name on the list? Danny Hooker.

Another odd thing about this is that several of the men were arrested for loitering to engage in prostitution, meaning they were just standing around looking like they might want a hooker. All you night owls who like to do a little people watching take note, watch the wrong people and cops will assume you’re trying to hire a hooker.

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3 Responses to “52 Local Morons Arrested in Greenville Prostitution Sting”

  1. MAGGIE SIMI on October 6th, 2010 10:34 am

    FUNNY SHIT!

  2. Loup Garou on October 6th, 2010 4:18 pm

    man, you’ve hit the nail on the head again. there are no good looking ladies of the evening on Greenville area roads…. only meth and crack heads. and why oh why would you pay one of them when you still had one working hand? think of all the diseases that you would catch and possibly pass on. Gonaherpasyiphylaids?!
    Kudos on the pic!

  3. Rob Taylor on October 6th, 2010 5:49 pm

    I’m Facebook friends with the model – she has lots of pics out there.

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