Alex Ofner Masturbates at Harry Potter Movie

Alex Ofner Really Likes Harry Potter

A little outside Greenville County but I just wanted you Potter fans to know that some of your fellow awful book lovers are getting a little too excited over the Harry Potter films:

A man accused of fondling himself during a showing of the latest Harry Potter movie was arrested Monday at Sea Turtle Cinemas in Bluffton, according to a news release from the Bluffton Police Department.

Alexander Ofner, 39, of Bluffton was charged with felony indecent exposure and taken to the Beaufort County Detention Center to await a bond hearing, the release said.

Police said they received a call about 1 p.m. from someone at the movie theater on Buckwalter Parkway, reporting a man exposing himself in the theater.

When officers arrived, theater employees took them to a projection booth where “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows” was being shown. From there, authorities were able to look into the back row and observe a man touching his exposed genitals, according to the news release. Officers then entered the theater and arrested him.

I don’t see the attraction. Bring some handy wipes to the theater.


7 Responses to “Alex Ofner Masturbates at Harry Potter Movie”

  1. Ajax the Great on December 1st, 2010 2:26 pm

    LOL! Sounds like Pee Wee Herman. But what could possibly be erotic about Harry Potter?

  2. Rob Taylor on December 1st, 2010 2:38 pm

    My assumption is that he was more interested in the people in the theater.

  3. Ajax the Great on December 1st, 2010 2:40 pm

    Since most Harry Potter fans are kids, that would be even more disturbing.

  4. Frankie Flowers on December 3rd, 2010 3:45 pm

    i think this is one clifs friends

  5. Ajax the Great on December 3rd, 2010 3:47 pm

    Who is Clif?

  6. brianharmon on June 8th, 2015 6:18 pm

    article is grossly incorrect. how can a man be charged with felony indecent exposure the same day he is arrested. that is not possible, after researching this, he was with a woman in the theater making out, there were only 2 other older women in the theater since it was in the middle of the afternoon, when kids were in school.

    he was booked on a MISDEMEANOR D charge and not a felony charge

    you guys need to get it right…..

    you need to remove this from your website

  7. Rob Taylor on June 8th, 2015 7:19 pm

    As you can see from the block quote I’m relaying what was reported. You can also see similar reports here:

    and here:

    The Beufort county court records list him as guilty of 0091 sex/indecent exposure and he was sentenced to 3 years suspended sentence and 3 years probation, It is in fact a misdemeanor but again, I never said it was a felony another reporter did.

    However it is an absolute lie that he was “making out” with a girl as police reported they observed him in the back of the theater yanking it. I’m assuming this is your boyfriend – nice choices in life.

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