Armed Robbery Suspect Not as Hot as Hoped For, Also a Horrible Mother
During a slow news day I had idly hoped that the 30-40 year old woman committing a string of armed robberies would spice up the local crime scene by being an attractive woman whose Facebook profile would be full of bikini clad photos I could mine for days to increase traffic. Alas, it was not to be my friends. Instead we have Alisha Chandel Howse. Don’t let the stripper name fool you, she’s a methed out skank who looks like the product of years of inbreeding … by people with one ear noticeably bigger than the other.
No, really. Look at her ears:
So there goes all my Google image traffic. But the worst part of this story isn’t that none of the crooks in this area have the decency to have hot pictures floating around I can use as link bait, it’s that Alisha Howse is literally a horrible mother:
Greenville authorities have arrested a Taylors mother who is accused of committing three violent robberies, including one armed robbery while her children waited in her car.
Investigators with the Greenville County Sheriff’s Office have charged Alisha Chandel Howse, 28, of 253 A Wansley Road, Taylors, with three counts of armed robbery, two counts of possession of a weapon during the commission of a violent offense, and three counts of unlawful neglect of a child.
Howse is accused of a June 3 armed robbery at the Huddle House at 2907 N. Pleasantburg Drive in Greenville; the June 27 robbery of the Dollar General Store at 5601 Locust Hill Road in Travelers Rest; and the July 2 armed robbery of Taylor’s Food Mart at 1075 Reid School Road in Taylors, during which she is charged with leaving her three children, ages 9, 9, and 4, in her vehicle while committing the crime.
Looking at her early stage meth face and dead eyes I’m betting armed robbery is not the worst thing Howse was up to while her kids were waiting in the car.
Is it too much to ask for a criminal with some curb appeal? Before breaking any laws ladies try to get a photo or two online like this:
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