Big News! Laurens Gets First Female Trash Collector!

Fox Carolina has a slideshow dedicated to the greatest achievment evah! There’s now a woman picking up garbage in Laurens. A woman! How can hr delicate hands move the big, heavy garbage cans we designed to be immovable to all but the strongest men? How will the fairer sex deal with the maloderous aromas coming from discarded kitchen waste? This is mind blowing stuff.

Frankly I just forked over the $15,000 to have Traci Bingham deal with my garbage – I got a discount because she’d hit a dry spell but it’s kind of a hassle to have to supply her with a case of wine every garbage day. And she doesn’t sort the recycling. Hack.

Then again she’s the best plumber I ever hired:


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