“Bottle Girl” Belinda Dobrowolski Needs You to Help Her Design Her T-Shirt Slogan!
A 24-year-old Indiana woman named Belinda Dobrowolski has become an Internet sensation when video of her entertaining a crowd of guys by stripping naked and shoving bottles in her vagina went viral. Police were not as entusiastic about her exploits as the crowd so they tracked her down, charging her with Public Nudity.
On her Facebook page she is asking for suggestions for a slogan to put on a t-shirt that would commemorate her impromptu live donkey-less show. I would suggest some permutation of “My father didn’t love me and I’m kind of ugly so I do degrading things to get the attention from men I think will help fill the void where my soul should be!”
Here’s video of Belinda keeping her weak chin up:
So this is pretty much it huh? Western Civilization is going out not with a whimper but a gang bang.