Is there a certain law firm known for allowing their skankier clients to pay on their backs has been scamming the government by helping people they know aren’t disabled get on disability. If there is they should probably tell their clients to not brag about running this scam while drinking and getting high with people who like to email crime bloggers. I of course won’t reveal the name of this law firm but I will present you with their theme song – Give it to Me by Rick James. I hear this is the song they play while stealing your tax money:
Who’s the tiresome, troublesome gutterslut who ran into some embarrassing legal troubles and continues to stalk and harass Greenville Dragnet, most recently leaving dozens of bizarre, incoherent comments on the blog demanding I help her slander some other people. Despite her very public money problems many people have commented on how interesting it is that this person is able to have a team of lawyers and media professionals working so diligently to clean up her tarnished image even as she continually shoots herself in the foot with her Jerry Springer guest-like shenanigans.
I don’t know how she pays the fly by night media company in her employ but I have heard that she pays for her legal needs by tending to the needs of a well known head of a well known law firm. His needs, if we may be frank, is to have an near middle aged pill popping party girl on her back with her legs in the air. Apparently this little cupcake bakes up lovin’ so good she can get thousands of dollars in service in exchange.
Doesn’t this make her a hooker?
Anyway the other women in this Greenville scion’s life (and his boyfriend?) will be less than enthused when they find out.
Apparently everything I say about Robert Lee Newton and Anna Featherston is libel and due to the constant threats of law suits I’ll be pulling all articles about them and will not be mentioning them again. One of many sticking points in this has been the fact that people who say they are still owed substantial sums of money from the failed business Anna Featherston ran were afraid of being targeted by the Dick James lawfirm for speaking out. However Robert Lee Newton has assured me that he is not representing her in that matter so I assume these people should have nothing to fear from him for going public. That being the case there’s really not much of a battle here to fight unless I want to be bankrupted on principle.
Robert Lee Newton has also assured me that despite my concern that this was just a first of many demands he would make until Greenville Dragnet closed altogether that he would not be threatening any more suits after these items are pulled. Of that we will see.
Indirectly Robert Lee Newton has actually given me an idea for a new idea for a category. See aside from being one of the few states that don’t have SLAPP protection Bobby Lee has pointed out SC case law which finds that being critical of the way someone does their job is libel. So all you people posting negative reviews on Angie’s List watch your asses! So in the future especially juicy stories will be run as blind items, the douchebag’s way of avoiding litigious people.
So I am starting a Blind Item category and in soliciting for scandalous stories from readers. At the end of the year the person sending in the juiciest, most scandalous item will win a prize! Here’s an example of a blind item for readers:
Can anyone guess what “progressive” organization throwing money around in South Carolina has connections with Hugo Chavez and the communist narco-insurgencyFARC? Here’s a hint, they have as members several very prominent “liberal” citizens in Greenville.
I wasn’t going to run that as a Blind Item because actually it’s well known that the People for the American Way, through their affiliation with Castroite front groups like United for Peace and Justice knowingly support foreign controlled, seditious organizations. But in the Blind Item I just put out the info and let readers do the research as to who it is themselves. So start sending them in people!
And be sure to congratulate Anna Featherston and Robert Lee Newton on their great victory! Also if you see anyone in the area who has ever claimed publicly that I was incompetent, a liar, etc – you know like in a forum or in the comments of a news site, please send that in so I can sue them.