Observe the product of Western Civilization rotting from within:

No, he really did try to frame his kids:

A man whose computer contained more than 500 child pornography files told investigators it was his teenage children who must have downloaded the porn, an arrest report states.

The Florida Department of Law Enforcement searched 33-year-old Robert Walker’s computer at his Windrose Drive home Oct. 27, the report states, after an investigation that began in August.

On a Gateway laptop inside the home, agents said they found “numerous” images of pornography, depicting graphic sexual acts involving children — including infants.

The report states that Walker and his wife, who have four children, insisted to investigators that the files must have been downloaded by the couple’s 13- and 15-year-old kids.

However, authorities say a computer forensic review determined that it was Walker’s profile was in use “on several personal programs” while the files were being downloaded.

Nice. Walker’s being held on multiple child porn charges. I assume he is also not expecting any Father’s Day gifts from now on.

Now what’s going to happen to the mother?

h/t Dreamin’ Demon

I guess the economy is bad for everyone. Above is Reema Bajaj, a lawyer in Illinois. Lawyer by day - hooker by night?

A young attorney who received her law license last year has been charged with prostitution, officials say.

Reema Bajaj, 25, of Sycamore, pleaded not guilty Thursday in DeKalb County, according to her attorney David Camic of Aurora.

Police say they were investigating another case when they found evidence that linked Bajaj to prostitution that occurred in August 2010. The alleged incident occurred within 1,000 feet of a school, which elevates the crime from a misdemeanor to a felony, said DeKalb police Sgt. Bob Redel.

Bajaj, a 2010 graduate of the Northern Illinois University Law School, would not have been a practicing attorney at the time. According to the Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission website, she was admitted to the bar in November.

Bajaj also is charged with allegedly offering to perform a sex act last month with a man for $50, DeKalb County Assistant State’s Attorney Julie Trevarthen said.

Bajaj faces two misdemeanor and one felony counts, officials said. She was charged May 31 and is free on bail after posting a $500 cash bond.

Bajaj, who reportedly grew up in the western suburbs, could not be reached for comment.

This kind of stinks like a set up by a disgruntled ex. Not only is she wealthy enough finish law school but if she needed a sugar daddy she could get a real one and not hook outside a school. Also if she was in need of money she could charge more than $50 for a blowjob. Drug addled web hookers can charge anywhere from $150-$300 for their services. I find it unlikely this woman was handing out cut rate oral sex.

Look close at the picture. If she was an addict she’d be tore up before sinking to that level. But she looks pretty healthy. I sense an angry ex at work.

A blog called Above the Law reports that they have a “source” that claims Bajaj was a prostitute with him, but claims he found the girl through Adult Friendfinder. That person claims she was charging rates more in keeping with what you would think – however she has been charged with charging for $50 meetings. Again, this doesn’t add up.

Especially when you understand that Bajaj is a Pakistani name. Men who have traveled to Islamic counties tell me that many young women will use sex to entice western men to take them out of the hell holes they live in. Bajaj may have been meeting men on the web to find one that would marry her before some hardliner cousin decided she caught his eye. But now that these charges are public, if her family is “traditional” in any way she’s going to be murdered. Which was the point of all along most likely.

Update: A reader informs me he’s “pretty sure” Reema was a Hindu. Still, honor killings are not unknown among Hindus.

GREER, S.C. — Authorities said a 48-year-old Greer man was arrested after he called 911 at least 20 times, refusing help from paramedics on many occasions.

Spartanburg County sheriff’s deputies said Jeffery Brockman was arrested Tuesday night after his latest 911 call.

Investigators said medics found Brockman on the ground outside his home when they arrived. He told them he had fallen. When the medic ordered Brockman to stand, he did, saying he was sorry and wouldn’t call 911 again.

Deputies said 13 of the 20 times Brockman called 911, he refused to go to the hospital.

Maybe he needs a dog.

A 24-year-old New Yorker who has been a long time transient in Greenville was arrested for making a series of false reports to 911. The calls seemed to target the Wade Hampton Fire Department and there were at least eight prank calls made until Clark was caught on February 6th  reporting a non-existent fire the Ruby Tuesday on Wade Hampton Blvd.

A commenter on that report pointed out that this was not his first rodeo. In 2009 Clark was featured in a WYFF story about an “obese” man posing as a cop in a Greenville bar. Apparently Clark was wondering around Sharkey’s Bar with an airsoft gun tucked in his pants and tried to impress a local cougar by claiming to be an undercover cop. Typical of many of my fellow northeastern transplants Clark has limited experience with both firearms and southerners, and especially how familiar southerners tend to be with firearms. Said cougar was not fooled by a toy gun and alerted police who arrested Clark for impersonating a police officer.

I don’t know what other kinds of things he’s been up to but I bet they were no good. Go back to New York!

Jorae Johnson is a 52-year-old woman who hasn’t held up quite as well as living goddess/best selling author Raquel Welch or professional card sharp and well known Greenville Dragnet fan Jennifer Tilly. Not knocking Jorae Johnson, but she’s what’s known as a “hard” 52. This leaves her with not many options when she’s looking for some romance novel style action where a muscular policeman/fireman/Dark Hunter shows up to her door looking for some some middle age lovin’. She could try the classic mating dance of the hottie in the wild, as demonstrated by Raquel Welch:

But something tells me Jorae doesn’t think that would work, What would Jennifer Tilly do?

Tilly probably doesn’t need a gimmick. Especially not one like Jorae used – which was pretending Bank of America launched a bio-attack on her:

SIMPSONVILLE, S.C. — The woman who claimed to have received a powder-laced letter last week was charged Monday.

The incident happened at 705 Spring Lake Loop about 9 p.m. Thursday.

According to an incident report, 52-year-old Jorae Johnson, who lives at the home, said she opened a Bank of America envelope that she had received. She said that when she removed the letter inside and unfolded it, a brown and white powdery substance fell onto her hands. She said that she then started feeling a burning sensation on her hands.

The report said the hazmat team went inside the home and said that Johnson’s claim was unfounded and no powdery substance was found.

On Monday night, deputies said, Johnson was charged with reporting or giving false information to law enforcement. She was released on $2,000 bond.

Johnson’s claim shut down Spring Lake Loop for about an hour, deputies said.

I know it’s not politically correct to call people retarded these days but this scheme was retarded. Why would Bank of America send some hausfrau a poisonous package? Did she think people would just take her word for it even through there was no evidence?

Some people have been saying that this was actually a scheme by a moron to avoid paying her mortgage. But looking at those big blue eyes, bleached blond hair and alcohol bloated face I think she was looking for an excuse to throw herself into the arms of a hunky civil servant.

I’d say throw the book at her but since that would mean her getting cuffed by a cop she’d just enjoy it. Tramp.

I guess they take late mortgage payments seriously.

However even though the women went to the hospital hazmat crews found no trace of anything in her house. No information is being released about her condition which I take it to mean she’s being cuffed and charged with filing a false report.

Update: Called it.

PICKENS COUNTY — The mother and maternal grandmother of two babies reported kidnapped last month have been charged in connection with the case.

The children’s mother, Keyly Martay Wade, 20, of 2225 Cannon Bottom Road, Belton, is charged with four counts of conspiring to file a false police report and two counts of unlawful neglect of a child in reference to the false reports of kidnapping and burglary.

Keyly Wade was arrested on December 29, 2010.

She has been released on a $20,000 surety bond, police said.

The grandmother, Belinda Wade, 47, also of 2225 Cannon Bottom Road, Belton, is charged with four counts of conspiracy to file a false police report, warrants state.

Belinda Wade was arrested on December 29, 2010. She has been released on a $16,000 surety bond.

Read more: The Easley Progress – Mother grandmother arrested in false Amber Alert case

The child was found safe in Ohio. The Easley Progress has mugshots of all three and I’m going to assume drugs were involved on this one. They have that too many oxys look to them. Thank the gods the cops found the kid before they sold her.

From Fox Carolina:

Investigators said 2-year-old Alexis London Marie Manley and her sister, 1-year-old Kynadi Leigh Grace Manley, were riding in a car with their mother, Keyly Wade, and their grandmother, Belinda Wade.

Police in Bazetta, Ohio told FOX Carolina that someone in the community called in a tip on Thursday afternoon to say that the girls, their mother and their grandmother were spotted at a Walmart in the area. Bazetta police said they went to the Walmart and discovered the car with all four people inside. Officers said the girls were safe in their car seats, their grandmother was driving and their mother was in the front passenger’s seat. Bazetta police then contacted the Pickens County Sheriff’s Office.

An Amber Alert had been issued for the toddlers early Wednesday morning, after their aunt, Lisa Jordan, reported that someone broke in to her home on Old Easley Bridge Road and kidnapped the children, Pickens County deputies said. Several hours later, officers said they determined Jordan had filed a false report about the burglary and kidnapping. Officers said the mother does not have custody of the girls and that Jordan helped the mother and grandmother get the girls. Even though the girls were still missing at that time, deputies said they determined the children were likely safe with their mother and grandmother, so investigators canceled the Amber Alert.

Ohio child services took the kids and I assume will be returning them to the father. Hopefully the mother, aunt and grandmother will be denied visitation.

Now the cops say Jordan was lying:

But where are the children? As of yet there isn’t a report of motive for this crime so the whereabouts of the children is only speculation. Best case scenario: Jordan turned the kids over tot the mother then filed the report to get the woman in trouble for some reason. If that’s the case the kids are probably safe and sound.

But if it’s not, where are the children?