Jorae Johnson Likes Attention … and Filing False Police Reports
Jorae Johnson is a 52-year-old woman who hasn’t held up quite as well as living goddess/best selling author Raquel Welch or professional card sharp and well known Greenville Dragnet fan Jennifer Tilly. Not knocking Jorae Johnson, but she’s what’s known as a “hard” 52. This leaves her with not many options when she’s looking for some romance novel style action where a muscular policeman/fireman/Dark Hunter shows up to her door looking for some some middle age lovin’. She could try the classic mating dance of the hottie in the wild, as demonstrated by Raquel Welch:
But something tells me Jorae doesn’t think that would work, What would Jennifer Tilly do?
Tilly probably doesn’t need a gimmick. Especially not one like Jorae used – which was pretending Bank of America launched a bio-attack on her:
SIMPSONVILLE, S.C. — The woman who claimed to have received a powder-laced letter last week was charged Monday.
The incident happened at 705 Spring Lake Loop about 9 p.m. Thursday.
According to an incident report, 52-year-old Jorae Johnson, who lives at the home, said she opened a Bank of America envelope that she had received. She said that when she removed the letter inside and unfolded it, a brown and white powdery substance fell onto her hands. She said that she then started feeling a burning sensation on her hands.
The report said the hazmat team went inside the home and said that Johnson’s claim was unfounded and no powdery substance was found.
On Monday night, deputies said, Johnson was charged with reporting or giving false information to law enforcement. She was released on $2,000 bond.
Johnson’s claim shut down Spring Lake Loop for about an hour, deputies said.
I know it’s not politically correct to call people retarded these days but this scheme was retarded. Why would Bank of America send some hausfrau a poisonous package? Did she think people would just take her word for it even through there was no evidence?
Some people have been saying that this was actually a scheme by a moron to avoid paying her mortgage. But looking at those big blue eyes, bleached blond hair and alcohol bloated face I think she was looking for an excuse to throw herself into the arms of a hunky civil servant.
I’d say throw the book at her but since that would mean her getting cuffed by a cop she’d just enjoy it. Tramp.
Surprise! Bank of America Probably Didn’t Launch a Bio-Terror Attack Against Random Woman
A woman called authorities to say that when she opened letter it contained a powdery substance that burned her skin. The sender – Bank of America.
I guess they take late mortgage payments seriously.
However even though the women went to the hospital hazmat crews found no trace of anything in her house. No information is being released about her condition which I take it to mean she’s being cuffed and charged with filing a false report.
Update: Called it.
Mother, Grandmother Charged in False Amber Alert Case
As we all predicted the mother and grandmother who were in possession of the child Lisa Jordan claimed had been kidnapped are being charged with conspiracy to file a false police report. Good. Have fun in jail, ladies:
PICKENS COUNTY — The mother and maternal grandmother of two babies reported kidnapped last month have been charged in connection with the case.
The children’s mother, Keyly Martay Wade, 20, of 2225 Cannon Bottom Road, Belton, is charged with four counts of conspiring to file a false police report and two counts of unlawful neglect of a child in reference to the false reports of kidnapping and burglary.
Keyly Wade was arrested on December 29, 2010.
She has been released on a $20,000 surety bond, police said.
The grandmother, Belinda Wade, 47, also of 2225 Cannon Bottom Road, Belton, is charged with four counts of conspiracy to file a false police report, warrants state.
Belinda Wade was arrested on December 29, 2010. She has been released on a $16,000 surety bond.
Read more: The Easley Progress – Mother grandmother arrested in false Amber Alert case
The child was found safe in Ohio. The Easley Progress has mugshots of all three and I’m going to assume drugs were involved on this one. They have that too many oxys look to them. Thank the gods the cops found the kid before they sold her.
Missing Upstate Children Found Safe in Ohio
Apparently Lisa Jordan’s false kidnapping report was part of a scheme she hatched with he biological mother (who does not have custody) to steal the babies from the father. Way to help your sister learn how to be a good parent Lisa!
From Fox Carolina:
Investigators said 2-year-old Alexis London Marie Manley and her sister, 1-year-old Kynadi Leigh Grace Manley, were riding in a car with their mother, Keyly Wade, and their grandmother, Belinda Wade.
Police in Bazetta, Ohio told FOX Carolina that someone in the community called in a tip on Thursday afternoon to say that the girls, their mother and their grandmother were spotted at a Walmart in the area. Bazetta police said they went to the Walmart and discovered the car with all four people inside. Officers said the girls were safe in their car seats, their grandmother was driving and their mother was in the front passenger’s seat. Bazetta police then contacted the Pickens County Sheriff’s Office.
An Amber Alert had been issued for the toddlers early Wednesday morning, after their aunt, Lisa Jordan, reported that someone broke in to her home on Old Easley Bridge Road and kidnapped the children, Pickens County deputies said. Several hours later, officers said they determined Jordan had filed a false report about the burglary and kidnapping. Officers said the mother does not have custody of the girls and that Jordan helped the mother and grandmother get the girls. Even though the girls were still missing at that time, deputies said they determined the children were likely safe with their mother and grandmother, so investigators canceled the Amber Alert.
Ohio child services took the kids and I assume will be returning them to the father. Hopefully the mother, aunt and grandmother will be denied visitation.
Lisa Jordan Files False Kidnapping Report – So Where are the Children?
I took yesterday off so I did a quick update on my promotional FB page about an Amer Alert issued for 2-year-old Alexis London Marie Manley, and 1-year-old Kynadi Leigh Grace Manley. The children’s aunt, Lisa Jordan, apparently tried to pin this on the kids mother and grandmother.
Now the cops say Jordan was lying:
But where are the children? As of yet there isn’t a report of motive for this crime so the whereabouts of the children is only speculation. Best case scenario: Jordan turned the kids over tot the mother then filed the report to get the woman in trouble for some reason. If that’s the case the kids are probably safe and sound.
But if it’s not, where are the children?