Alvin Greene’s Female “Companion” Raises Hell at Democrat Party Event
The biggest surprise here is that Greene was able to find some female companionship at all. The fact that she would be “straight up Ghetto” as some would say is not a surprise at all:
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Police say longshot Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene was kicked out of a South Carolina restaurant after his companion got into a fight with people eating there.
Oconee County Democratic Party officials had asked Greene to speak at their monthly meeting over the weekend in Seneca. But they rescinded the invitation after Greene was indicted Aug. 13 on a felony charge of showing pornography to a college student.
Seneca Police Chief John Covington said Tuesday that Greene showed up anyway and a woman with him got into an argument with people at the restaurant. Party officials called police, who kicked out the pair and ended the party’s meeting. No charges were filed.
CBS News reports that the woman, one Dottie Sue Maggart-Feldman, told police that the county party chair woman was “out to get her” but never explained why. They also report that Dottie Sue apparently has no working phone.
Ghetto.
What? Alvin Greene can scrape together thousands of dollars to run for office but can’t buy his “friend” a cell phone? How’s he get in touch with her when he needs a “companion” anyway?
I haven’t found much on Dottie Sue so I’m going to use this picture or former wrestler/current pot whor …I mean legalization advocate Shelly Martinez as a place holder, because it’s pretty Ghetto. When I find a picture of Dotte Sue I’ll post it because clearly everyone wants to know what kind of women Alvin Greene is pulling in these days:
Moron Gives Random Guy Access to His Smart Phone – With Nude Pics of His Wife On It
Jason Robu, 29, of Mauldin, is charged with voyeurism by Mauldin Police officers.
The complainant accused Robu of illegally accessing a nude photo of his wife.
Robu, according to a police report, advertised on e-Bay that he repaired Android phones. The complainant hired Robu to fix his phone. Robu worked on the complainant’s phone twice in July and August.
On Aug. 12, the complainant checked his phone after Robu returned it, and found a sent e-mail from the phone. Attached to the email was a nude picture of the complainants wife.
The email address the photo was sent to matched Robu’s email address on his e-Bay account according to the report.
There’s some criminal genius for you. Send an email from another guys account to your address and no one will be the wiser.
If you’re an adult, why do you have a nude picture of the woman who you see naked everyday anyway? And if you do need a nude picture of your wife, because you can’t see her naked anytime you want I suppose, why keep it on device that you may lose or have stolen? Or hand to some random guy you don’t know?
Grow up and stop taking nude pics of your wife with smart phones, morons.
South Carolina Workers to Get Obesity Surgery on Your Dime
While South Carolina struggles with with high unemployment, even higher underemployment, budget shortfalls and the specter of even lower tax revenues in 2011, Columbia has come up with a bold idea to help. Free Lap-Band surgery for the first 100 workers who apply. The cost? Just $2,000,000.
From Fox Carolina:
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Obese government workers in South Carolina can get stomach-shrinking surgery through the state health plan under a pilot program that starts in January 2011.
The state director for employees’ insurance program said Thursday the pilot will pay for the surgery for 100 people statewide on a first-come, first-serve basis. The plan will cover gastric-bypass or Lap-Band surgery for people who qualify.
Lawmakers required the trial program and set aside more than $2 million for it in the budget. They told the Budget and Control Board to create it as part of workers’ benefits plan for 2011, which the board approved Thursday.
Results will be studied to see if the surgeries lead to overall health savings.
Yeah. See, I think there’s cheaper ways for the state to pay people who got fat to lose weight. For example, the city of Mauldin has a gym that residents can join for about $300 per year, non-residents for $600. If you take 100 out of state fat people and paid for them to lose weight the right way (working out) then you’ll only pay $600,000.
But why are we paying for this at all? Did taxpayers make these people fat? Everyone knows there’s only one way to get in shape, stop eating too much and work out. The fact that these people are fat means they did neither, so they should be responsible for the consequences.
Look, since I began blogging (about six years ago) I’ve gained weight. When I put on too much weight I stop eating steak and eggs for breakfast (which is at about noon since I roll out of bed around 10:30 at best) and hit the stationary bike, lift some weights and practice with the Jo. Then once I get in shape I go for ice cream. I don’t need surgery to stop gaining weight. I decide to gain weight with by living a lifestyle I enjoy.
I don’t demand anyone else pay for it, and I don’t pretend that I couldn’t lose weight and keep it off if I really wanted to. These people are parasites and they should be paying us for putting up with them eating all the food and making us look at them in spandex and tank tops all summer.
Greenville’s Most Wanted Handyman Captured
Also Greenville’s most stupid, because only a moron would plan a crime this easy to solve:
The Greenville County Sheriff’s Office has arrested a man they say was one of their “Most Wanted.”
Steven Edward Janes, 49, was wanted for numerous charges dating back to April 1.
Sheriff’s investigators say Janes stole items from at least two victims he worked for as a “handyman” in April and May. They tell us Janes sold those stolen items at pawn shops.
He’s being held on $46,000 bond is being hit with a total of 19 charges.
Morons Break Into Gas Station in Front of Video Camera
The haul? 33 packs of Newports. I’ll reserve comment except to say thanks for making us look good, brother. Here’s a hint for erstwhile thieves: store owners don’t leave lights on out front because they think the building is scared of the dark, it’s so the camera can get a good look at you.
According to a incident report obtained from the Police Department, the burglary sometime Sunday night or early Monday morning at the Murphy’s Gas Station, located at 2517 Laurens Road. The report states that an employee at the convenience store came into work early Monday morning and noticed that the business had been burglarized.
Deputies and the employee reviewed the surveillance video and observed a black male and white female pull up to the door of convenience store in a black or gray Chevrolet S-10 truck. The video shows the male suspect exiting the truck and taking a tire iron and hitting the store’s door and causing the glass to shatter before entering the business.
Shameful.