The brothers were arrested in Easley and were apparently sleeping in a Wal-Mart (?) there. So we’re not talking about a brain trust. Both are facing attempted murder charges among other things. Here’s where the story takes a predictable turn. These two scumbags have friends who think that trying to blow some innocnet guy’s head off was a “mistake” and people should be too hard on them.

One Jenna Williams has taken to defending these two degenerates in the comments of news sites with pearls of wisdom like this:

carjack-take hostage of a car and the victims inside. they let the family go, that shows they DO care about people because they probably saw those kids and immediately pictured their baby sisters. no it wasn’t right. i said that before. but if it were your brothers you would stick up for them too. people make mistakes, some bigger than others and these 2 just got mixed up in some very bad things. and yeah, maybe they dont care anymore because i’ve seen the way these two got treated and they got treated like crap. bottom line, you dont know them. YOU. DONT. KNOW. THEM. but I do and they have such big hearts they’ve just become stupid and made even more stupid mistakes. so shutup because i dont care how sick you are of listening to people take up for “people like these 2 men” cause i truly know them and i know that theres something wrong with them and they werent always like this. and you wanna judge people when you’re one of those girls that takes a picture of her stomache? wow.

She was responding to a woman who had a facebook picture of a flat and toned stomach. Showing off this flat and toned stomach is, according to Jenna, similar to trying to murder innocent people.

But wait, there’s more wisdom from Jenna Willaims:

and do you know what kind of impact it can have for my friend to get on the internet and see her brother’s pictures and to see everyone bashing them? and jonathan, shut up and grow up. hahaha, you’re trying to look tough and it’s pathetic. what? were you gonna shoot em? and thats any better? no. killing is killing. attempted murder is attempted murder. you’re no better than them and i wish you would just shutup before i handle you myself. :)

I personally would be more worried about the impact of these criminals actions on their victims. Sorry their family doesn’t like to hear people “bashing” the two brothers who attempted to murder and innocent man for his car but they should have taken the potential shame and heartbreak into account before turning these monsters lose on the rest of us.

And of course like some sheltered liberal basting in moral relativism she claims that shooting someone who is trying to murder you is the same as trying to murder someone. Imagine how ignorant and self-loathing you have to be to think that doing whatever it takes to protect your own life or the lives of others is the same as deciding to murder someone because you want their stuff. I take it if someone attacks her she doesn’t defend herself – oh wait, she did threaten someone. So really she’s saying that she and other criminals should not have to be afraid of getting killed or maimed when attacking others. I guess she moved here from NYC.

I’ll leave you with one more pinched off nugget of Jenna’s wisdom. Remember, he’s talking about two guys who tried to murder a random person Zodiac killer style:

I find it very pathetic that the news channel takes a family’s grief and uses it for their occupation. you guys have no respect at all for the families. you need to mind your own business. the stories you post are pointless, other people don’t need to know any of this so why exploit something and blow it way out of proportion. I hope that one day you get real jobs and grow up instead of acting like gossiping teenagers. you took a story that happened to my brother and made him look like a bad person and now you’re doing the same to my bestfriend and her family. you are sick people and I hope you get what’s coming to you.

That was posted on Saturday when the pair was still on the loose. Damn those news channels trying to make attempted murderers look bad by alerting the public to their ongoing crime sprees!

I fear for this nation.

But give these guys credit. They braved the “chemtrails” that the Illuminati are using in conjunction with vaccines and flouride to cause autism, make men gay and bring about a New World Order!

From the unintentionally hilarious conspiracy kooks Freedom’s Phoenix:

GREENVILLE COUNTY, S.C. — It’s deflated now, but a Ron Paul hot air balloon along the side of Interstate 85 caused traffic to slow down Thursday morning.The balloon could be seen from a South Carolina Department Of Transportation camera.

DOT officials say the balloon had Ron Paul’s name on it.People looking at the balloon slowed down around Pelham Road in Greenville County causing a four-mile backup at one point.SC Department of Public Safety spokesman Sid Gaulden told News 4 that the South Carolina Highway Patrol asked the operator of the hot air balloon, Remus Toppeta of Greer, to take it down because it was causing a hazard.

Click Here for link to short video clip

I linked to that site because in the comments you’ll see a comment that is word for word posted into the WYFF story. It’s almost like the Ron Paul cult is organized online in forums and operates a lot like the Lyndon LaRouche cult. That’s why I’m stocking up on ammo – when Paul doesn’t get the nomination they’ll gather at his temple where Paul will make the same speech James Earl Jones did at the end of Conan the Barbarian. The Day of Doom will be upon us!

Eating at a restaurant then running off before paying is something drunk high schoolers do, not something an adult would consider. But don’t tell that to Joshua Perini, who has been arrested for doing just that multiple times to downtown Greenville businesses between since December of last year.

He’s 29.

Police are telling restaurants to call 911 if the see him, as he’s now been banished (!?!) from the downtown. Personally I would say they should serve him a sandwich if the see him. A knuckle sandwich! Hi-yo!

But seriously can you imagine being 29 and doing this? Bad enough he looks like that but he’s an immature douchebag to boot. That my friends is a man who will die alone. Ladies, if you’re asked out on a date by Josh and for some inexplicable reason you accept bring your wallet.

Odds are he’s another one of these goddamn northeasterners moving down here to wreck up the place. Go back where you came from! I didn’t move out of NYC to live among the dregs of New Jersey.

Or appearing in court. Anna Featherston was arrested for passing bad checks and failure to appear a few days ago. She had owned a shop in Greenvile called Cupcake Couture which was, according to WSPA, fined at least four times by the Department of Labor for failing to pay employees. She declared bankruptcy and sold the store almost a year ago.

Then started forging checks. Sad. People who worked for her say she’s bad with money. Her mugshot makes it look more like she’s good with drugs. Tomayto/tomahto.

OAKLAND, Calif. — Authorities have made an arrest in the shooting death of a man near the former Occupy Oakland encampment outside City Hall.

Police say 20-year-old Norris Terrell, of Oakland, was picked up last week in Louisville, Ky. Prosecutors have charged him with murder in the Nov. 10 slaying of 25-year-old Kayode Ola Foster, who was staying at the camp.

Police say Terrell also wounded a credit union teller with an errant bullet meant for Foster.

Three other people have also been arrested for assault in connection with the shooting. Police say 32-year-old Joseph Anthony Gholston, 20-year-old Excell McKinley and 18-year-old Carleon Roberson beat Foster before Terrell shot him.

Authorities say the shooting occurred after one of the suspects got into a dispute at the camp that might not have involved Foster.

As Mark “D-Droppa” Sanford would say don’t go to the ‘hood and don’t bring the ‘hood to you if you don’t have heart.

Word on the street is that the group were at Occupy to deal, were getting “down twinkled” too much and Foster just bumped into them at the wrong time.

Maybe Occupy organizers should warn their comrades about interacting with dangerous criminals?

I blame the schools, rap music and 50+ years of liberal patronage. The need to tack an extra five to ten on their sentences for stupidity:

GREENVILLE, SC (FOX Carolina) – Greenville Police said they need the public’s help gathering information from an October armed robbery.

Police said on Oct. 27, two black males wearing hooded coats used a shotgun to rob someone at River and Rhett streets.

Police said the victim’s debit card was used the following day at a gas station in Spartanburg.

Surveillance video from the gas station shows the SUV that police said they believe belongs to the armed robbery suspect.

Police said the video shows a green Chevrolet Tahoe with two distinct stickers on the rear window.

If you see these people call crimestoppers – then scratch “moron” into their doors with your keys. Robbing people is evil, going to stores you know are being filmed with the cards you know are being traced is retarded. So let’s hope the evil retards get locked up before they start trying to roofie women with Draino or whatever their next no doubt asinine plan

Outrageous. This child was failed at every level.

Someone sent me a couple of links to some hilarious Backpage drama where a “John” who got robbed has been warning people to stay away from “Chelsea” and “Kali” who apparently took his money and ran. The fact that one of these escorts’ street name comes from the Hindu goddess of death and destruction should have been a tip off that she may not have that heart of gold fictional prostitutes are portrayed as having.

I stayed out of this because I don’t care but after i saw the latest message he left I could not resist posting it:

I am making sure that these two women go somewhere else to cheat there clients. Make no mistake guys, they have no interest in keeping their word. All they want is your money at any cost. I am the one they stole from last week. I don’t want anyone to forget that ANY alternative is better than getting your money stolen. Stay far far away. I am sacrificing a little money so you guys don’t loose . Do NOT use them. There pics could not be more untrue just like their ethics.

What? Hookers who don’t keep their word and only want money? Women who trade sex for money lacking ethics? Wow. This is a revelation!

Who is the moron who pays a hooker up front and then is shocked that she tries to get out of putting her mouth and/or crotch anywhere near his privates? I blame the schools!

Maybe this guy should learn his lesson and stop paying for sex?