My New Red State Piece on Supporting Newt Gingrich
I wrote a piece on the “Gingrich supporters are Rubes” meme Romeny folks love so much. Read it here.
The Dead are Rising in South Carolina!
And almost 1000 of them have voted! Mostly for Democrats. South Carlina Attorney General Alan Wilson did an interview with Neil Cavuto where he made this astonishing admission:
“We just recently learned that there are over 900 individuals died before the election and at least 600 of those individuals died outside window when absentee ballot could be sent. So we know for a fact that there are deceased people whoose identities are being use in South Carolina.”
Here’s the interview:
Thank goodness the Democrats are defending the civil rights of ghouls. After all, why should a little thing like being dead keep you from voting. Celebrate ghouls! Victory is at hand!
Celebrating the Newt Gingrich Victory
I voted for Gingrich today. And of course he won because I’m a winner and everything I touch turns to gold. You’re welcome Newt.
Since this is a family site I can’t actually post videos and pictures of how we’re celebrating, but it’s sort of like this – but more awesome:
Breaking! Paulnuts Pull Stupid Stunt
Paulnuts are the best reflection of how asinine Ron Paul is. After all, the common thread between all the groups that support him – conspiracy theorists, drug legalizers, neo-Nazis, pro-Jihadis – is that they’re kooks. If everyone supporting you is a kook chances are your message is a bit kooky.
But give these guys credit. They braved the “chemtrails” that the Illuminati are using in conjunction with vaccines and flouride to cause autism, make men gay and bring about a New World Order!
From the unintentionally hilarious conspiracy kooks Freedom’s Phoenix:
GREENVILLE COUNTY, S.C. — It’s deflated now, but a Ron Paul hot air balloon along the side of Interstate 85 caused traffic to slow down Thursday morning.The balloon could be seen from a South Carolina Department Of Transportation camera.
DOT officials say the balloon had Ron Paul’s name on it.People looking at the balloon slowed down around Pelham Road in Greenville County causing a four-mile backup at one point.SC Department of Public Safety spokesman Sid Gaulden told News 4 that the South Carolina Highway Patrol asked the operator of the hot air balloon, Remus Toppeta of Greer, to take it down because it was causing a hazard.
Click Here for link to short video clip
I linked to that site because in the comments you’ll see a comment that is word for word posted into the WYFF story. It’s almost like the Ron Paul cult is organized online in forums and operates a lot like the Lyndon LaRouche cult. That’s why I’m stocking up on ammo – when Paul doesn’t get the nomination they’ll gather at his temple where Paul will make the same speech James Earl Jones did at the end of Conan the Barbarian. The Day of Doom will be upon us!
Champion
This is the Rick Perry I’ve been supporting:
Now if he’d just pick up his debating game a little.