Central Officer Suspended After Roughing up Wife … With a Crucifix?

Jesus H. Christ:

EASLEY, S.C. — A Central police officer was suspended after he was arrested over the weekend.

Easley police said they were called to an apartment on Pebble Brook Drive on Sunday afternoon. Kyle Porter’s wife told police that he threw a crucifix at her, grabbed her by the neck and threw her on the couch.

Porter was charged with domestic violence and suspended without pay. No word yet on whether his church will excommunicate him for using a crucifix to assault his old lady.

Hmmm. He threw a crucifix at her and grabbed her by the neck and threw her down into what I assume was a prone position? Maybe he thinks she’s a vampire?

Now where did I put that restraining order...


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