Davario Marquis Massey is a Thief and a Really Bad Driver

Davario Massey is a Theif and a Bad Driver

I’m thinking this kid went wrong about 19 years ago, when his parents said “Let’s name him Davario Marquis” which literally translates into the Marquis of crashing stolen cars. I believe the original Marquis Davario was in The Song of Roland.

Anyway, this story from WYFF is just proof that most criminals are just scumbags who don’t bother to obey laws because they’re too stupid to realize they’re going to get caught. Here’s a tip for all you car thieves out there, you can’t learn to drive with marathon sessions of Grand Theft Auto:

GREENVILLE, S.C. — An 18-year-old was arrested after he crashed a car that was stolen from a downtown Greenville parking garage, police said.

The Highway Patrol investigating a car crash over the weekend determined that the 2008 Acura MDX SUV had been stolen from the Riverplace Parking Garage early Friday morning.

The driver, Davario Marquis Massey, is charged with possession of a stolen vehicle, fleeing from police, speeding and leaving the scene of an accident.

Get used to seeing this mugshot. I’m predicting a long career of stupidity and criminality from this one.


One Response to “Davario Marquis Massey is a Thief and a Really Bad Driver”

  1. davario massey on July 8th, 2014 2:55 pm

    For one fuck u and that bitch that birth u. My parents didn’t go wrong about naming me Davario Marquis not a Marquis Davario. Im not a thief and im not a bad person. Just put my trust in the wrong people. Didn’t know if that car was stolen or not I ask my friend could drive the car that was supposed of been his girl car they said they got me on tape but when I went to court they had nothing. So the only thing u would see more of? Is me fuckin the world and cummin hard on that bitch lol Kodak moment

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