Evil Canadian Woman Runs Down Old Man and Flees


No word yet if she was laughing while making her get away, throwing Moulson’s out the window while screaming about how much more civilized Canada is than the good old U.S of A. Now she’s going to jail where she (and most Canadians) belong:

Greenville County, SC — The South Carolina Highway Patrol arrested a woman they say hit a pedestrian and did not stop.

Troopers said the driver struck a 55-year-old man who was walking on U.S. 29 between Watson and Rutherford Roads around 10:00 on Sunday night.  At 1:10 a.m. Wednesday, investigators arrested 22-year-old Masako Uemura.

Troopers said she was from Canada but was living in Greenville. She is charged with leaving the scene of an accident resulting in great bodily injury.  Investigators have not released information on the victim’s condition.

Uemura’s bond was set at $75,000 at 9:30 a.m. Wednesday.

Unsurprising coming from a Canadian, since that accursed country is second only to the Carpathian mountains in it’s ability to produce twisted and depraved monsters. When will we close our borders that den of inequity we call Canada?

On a serious note, you know that Canadian student you met in college who went on incessantly about how violent and barbaric Americans are? I have it on good authority that Masako Uemura is that person.

Apparently there’s a lot of hit and runs these days which leads me to believe that there’s probably a lot of people with drugs in their car, since no one is going to get in trouble for an accident where a pedestrian is walking on a highway and gets clipped.

Take your hit and running ways back to Canada you Canuck bastards!


11 Responses to “Evil Canadian Woman Runs Down Old Man and Flees”

  1. Suzanne on September 16th, 2010 10:49 am

    The most interesting aspect of this story is that this is the second Bob Jones University student arrested this week… The child molester, and now this hit and run woman. What’s the deal with BJU?

  2. Rob Taylor on September 16th, 2010 3:52 pm

    Drug use mostly. That and college age people experience a true extended adolescence.

  3. Loup Garou on September 17th, 2010 9:33 am

    greatest Canadians ever… Bob and Doug McKenzie!
    “Coo roo coo coo coo coo coo coo”

  4. Linda M Dixon on September 18th, 2010 8:19 am

    He is 55 that’s old ????? And that makes her evil!!!!!!!!!!She is 22 scared to death,not saying it was right but evil.If you think that’s you should stay locked in padded room.Dumb yes,evil NO

  5. Rob Taylor on September 18th, 2010 7:22 pm

    She ran over a man then drove off. She didn’t even call 911. Are you serious?

  6. Ajax the Great on September 24th, 2010 11:14 am

    You do realize that BJU is a fundy school, not a typical college, right? Their biggest drug is Gerin Oil, also known by its more technical name Geriniol. A drug that can make one do all sorts of crazy things–at least 99% of suicide bombers are on it as well. Look it up.

  7. Rob Taylor on September 24th, 2010 2:52 pm

    More Google research? Retard.

    I went to a Presbyterian college by the way, does that make me a Presbyterian?

  8. Ajax the Great on September 24th, 2010 4:48 pm

    No, it does not, but who but a fundie (or one raised by fundies) would go to a school that strictly prohibits rock music, rap music, country music, jazz, going to the movies, facial hair, long hair on men, piercings, tattoos, Abercrombie and Fitch, public demonstrations for the “wrong” causes, being out past 11 pm, homosexuality, fornication, alcohol, and (until 2000) interracial dating? That and the fact that BJU was non-accredited until 2005 should tell you something.

  9. Rob Taylor on September 24th, 2010 4:51 pm

    Are you claiming a school in the middle of a horrible neighborhood full of young people doesn’t have drug use? I’ve been in the area, it’s where people go to buy.

    Alcohol is banned on most campuses for people under 21, does that mean there’s no drinking there?

  10. Ajax the Great on September 24th, 2010 4:59 pm

    Of course there are probably some druggies and drunks there I’m sure, and the holier-than-thou types are often the worst offenders (e.g. Ted Haggard), but the kind of people that would go to BJU is rather different than for typical colleges. There’s sort of a selection bias against being a party animal in a school like that.

  11. Rob Taylor on September 24th, 2010 5:02 pm

    The person she ran over would disagree that your analysis on this subject is meaningful, no? What exactly are you arguing about? This douche ran someone over then fled, which is suspicious behavior. She goes to a school located in a large area known for drug dealing and prostitution.

    I think we should deport her, “party animal” or not.

Leave a Reply