Grand Jury: Evidence Indicates Alvin Greene is a Filthy Pervert!

Alvin Greene - Democrat

I’m paraphrasing but it is what it is as people with nothing to say constantly babble. Quite a blow for the Democrats, who had victory over Jim DeMint right in their grasp:

COLUMBIA, S.C. — Longshot U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene has been indicted on a felony charge of showing pornography to a South Carolina college student.

Court records show a grand jury in Richland County handed down the indictment Friday for disseminating, procuring or promoting obscenity. The Democratic nominee was also indicted on a misdemeanor charge of communicating obscene materials to a person without consent.

Greene was arrested in November after authorities say he approached a student in a University of South Carolina computer lab, showed her obscene photos online, then talked about going to her dorm room.

Every time I read the reports of what has happened I can’t help but be impressed with the cojones on this weirdo. Greene has what we would kindly call the “Innsmouth look” and knows people think of him as borderline retarded. But still he saw a hot little number on a campus computer lab he had no business in, surprised her with some pictures of no doubt degrading sex then said “Let’s go to your room, baby” as if that would work. To be fair most creepy perverts are bold and stupid, so even judged by these standards Greene is pretty sub-par.

He has had no comment and has not yet entered a plea.

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One Response to “Grand Jury: Evidence Indicates Alvin Greene is a Filthy Pervert!”

  1. Loup Garou on August 31st, 2010 10:42 am

    wow you had me at “Innsmouth look” had to get “schooled” up on that. great story. a feel good fishy novel.

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