Greenville Detectives Make Astounding Deduction!

By Jove! How do they do it?

GREENVILLE, SC (FOX Carolina) – Deputies said they believe two robberies at Greenville County apartment complexes Sunday were connected.

The first robbery happened at the Hunters Park Apartments on Cedar Lane Road about 7 a.m. when a person was robbed in the parking lot while getting into a car, deputies said.

The suspect was described as a male in his 40s with short hair, according to investigators.

About 30 minutes later, deputies said a female suspect robbed a person getting into a car at the North Franklin Apartments on Franklin Road.

Deputies said both the male and female suspects were seen getting into a dark-colored car with tinted windows.

Astounding! They were able to deduce that the two cases were connected based on a vague description of a car! Imagine what they could have done with a non-vague descriptions of thee suspects! I mean, a man with short hair in his 40s describes at least 50% of South Carolina and this mysterious faceless female could be anyone. Thank goodness our detectives don’t need descriptions of criminals to find them.


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