Hipster Douchebag Caught Growing ‘Shrooms in Simpsonville

He's going for an ironic mugshot

Look at this fucking mushroom grower:

SIMPSONVILLE, S.C. — At about 5:30 p.m. Friday, deputies with the Greenville County Sheriff’s Office responded to 32 Winding Creek Way in Simpsonville after receiving information about suspicious activity at the residence.

Once on scene, deputies made contact with 40-year-old Arnold Paul Strollo, who they subsequently learned had several outstanding warrants through the sheriff’s office. He was taken into custody without incident.

While at the residence, deputies observed several containers that contained mushrooms in different stages of development.

Investigators from the sheriff’s office determined that the mushrooms were illegal psychedelic mushrooms and sent for a clean-up crew from the DEA dispose of the items.

According to investigators, Strollo faces charges of manufacturing psychedelic mushrooms, simple possession of marijuana, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Strollo was transported to the Greenville County Detention Center where he awaits a bond hearing.

With facial hair like that what did people think he was going to be doing with his life. You can find more pictures of hipster douchebags here.

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45 Responses to “Hipster Douchebag Caught Growing ‘Shrooms in Simpsonville”

  1. Ajax the Great on February 14th, 2011 7:09 pm

    He looks more like trailer trash than a hipster, lol!

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  3. Loup Garou on February 15th, 2011 1:01 pm

    I hate the way the Government treats farmers these days…. just awful.

  4. your mother on May 17th, 2011 11:12 pm

    Check your facts dickwad, guy wasn’t growing magic mushrooms hey were shitake mushrooms, he was later charged with simple possession of marijuana

  5. Rob Taylor on May 17th, 2011 11:21 pm

    Did you tell the papers that? Because that’s where I got the info. Also, why is getting hit with possession of weed worse than ‘shrooms? You some kind of drug snob?

  6. Rob Taylor on May 17th, 2011 11:30 pm

    You also forgot to mention he had “several” outstanding warrants. Great guy.

  7. Rob Taylor on May 17th, 2011 11:36 pm

    Ha! Lia. He’s still got three cases pending. Two for forgery one for manufacturing ‘shrooms. You do know court case summaries are available online don’t you?

  8. paul strollo on May 20th, 2011 3:11 pm

    yeah i did grow some and it`s a beautiful thing who the fuck should say what a man does in his own house to grow a natural plant with nuthin but posative effects. and never sold not one .and rob taylor what a fuckin fag u are bro i bet you`d suck a dick if you where told it was aginst the law not to what an ill informed fuckin peice of shit you are !!!

  9. Rob Taylor on May 20th, 2011 3:15 pm

    Well argued. And certainly we can see mushrooms haven’t destroyed your ability to function as an adult at all.

  10. paul strollo on May 20th, 2011 9:02 pm

    and that is ?? i`m guessin what ever your half stories are, maby.

  11. paul strollo on May 20th, 2011 9:19 pm

    silly shit i just find it funny you would label me with some of the trash criminals on here .we all dident have the luxury of growing up sheltered .life throws some of us some wicked curves just turned 41 and can say i`ve only just began to enjoy life so guess have your fun i`m done with the kiddy shits.

  12. Rob Taylor on May 20th, 2011 11:59 pm

    Yes I’m sure life was so hard that you had no choice but to grow mushrooms and groom your facial hair into a style we commonly call “the pervert”

    Poor Paul Strollo, he grew up on the mean streets where a man had to grow and consume psychedelic mushrooms … to live!

  13. paul strollo on May 21st, 2011 3:11 am

    hahahahaha your too much

  14. getting real on September 3rd, 2011 4:09 pm

    Hey Paul, are you still fucking little children? Do you need to do drugs to face yourself in the mirror?You think its funny that your classed with “these” type of criminals? Really please tell us what kind of criminals you would like to be grouped with.

  15. !!!! on September 5th, 2011 6:58 am

    WARNING!!!!!!!!!!This guy really is a Pedophile.lease keep your girls away from him.

  16. im watching you on September 6th, 2011 12:10 am

    Hey Paul,

    You need to watch your mother fucking mouth and who you decide to talk about on the internet.

    Dont believe youre going to do time with five pending crimimal cases? Youre a god damned idiot. Do us all a favor and eat rat poison instead of dropping shrooms. You honestly make a decent druggie look bad. Waterheaded lookin mother fucker.

  17. clorox on September 6th, 2011 12:14 am

    He loves to get teabagged. And he swallows ALL the man gravy. He does it best when he is tripping balls. I know cause he trips on mine all the time.

  18. hooked on phonics on September 6th, 2011 1:09 am

    Its called hooked on phonics, paul, you cocksucker.

    Learn how to spell, ass pirate.

  19. paul strollo on September 7th, 2011 12:08 am

    please sigh your name !!!!!!!!! i`m sure it the fat lesbian cunt but just want to be sure

  20. Rob Taylor on September 7th, 2011 12:12 am

    You want her to sigh while saying her name even though you think she’s a fat lesbian? You really are a pervert.

  21. Dolores Strollo on September 7th, 2011 1:45 pm

    The internet is a two-edged sword. It is a fabulous way to share information and connect with others. The flip side is that anyone can post anything, and whether or not what they post is true does not matter. People are able to sit back and be smug and self-righteous and pass judgment on others. James 4:12 states: “There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the one who is able to save and destroy. But you–who are you to judge your neighbor?” Scary to think that some people are influenced by the thoughts of others who think that they know better than God,and are therefore able to judge………

  22. Rob Taylor on September 7th, 2011 2:06 pm

    Well since only God can judge why not empty the prisons? Let’s let people molest children! Rob banks! Rape our family members! After all – to want to put these people in jail I judging them.

  23. Dolores Strollo on September 7th, 2011 2:18 pm

    And so childishly we respond. Bravo!!

  24. Rob Taylor on September 7th, 2011 2:22 pm

    Yes, pointing out that your argument is nonsense is childish, while defending a 40-something who forges checks, grows mushrooms and smokes pot is the height of maturity. You win.

  25. Dolores Strollo on September 7th, 2011 2:45 pm

    We are all human and we all make mistakes. Do your research, mushrooms and pot do not cause the physical and emotional damage that substances such as alcohol and tobacco do, even though the latter of the two are legal.

    Society is largely made up of “sheeple” those who blindly follow and do what they are told and cannot think for themselves.

    You apparently are perfect and therefore able to cast stones. Have a nice life Rob, too bad the world is full of people like you.

  26. Rob Taylor on September 7th, 2011 3:16 pm

    So tabacoo causes emotional damage but weed and mushrooms don’t. I’ll remember that. I assume Paul forged those checks while under the influence of the dreaded Pall Malls?

  27. Thompson on September 7th, 2011 5:51 pm

    Rob,

    Very well put. And to the poster spouting religion, the bible also has this to say:

    Now the deeds of the flesh are evident, which are: immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmities, strife, jealousy, outbursts of anger, disputes, dissensions, factions, envying, drunkenness, carousing, and things like these, of which I forewarn you, just as I have forewarned you, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. (Galatians 5:19-21)

    So, where are the drugs mentioned in this verse? Actually, the word translated “sorcery” is the Greek word pharmakeia, 4 from which we get the English word “pharmacy.” The primary meaning is “the use or the administering of drugs” (usually associated with sorcery or idolatry). Since this verse comes from a list of things that if practiced would preclude one from heaven, this should be a reasonably strong suggestion that the Christian should not practice drug use. In addition, the book of Revelation lists drug use as one of the things for which the unrepentant will suffer the wrath of God.

  28. Angela Brown on September 7th, 2011 6:39 pm

    To Paul and Mom,

    This is my first post on here. I did not write the comments you are crediting me for. I’m hoping that you will believe me, even though I doubt you will. I guarantee that I have enough courage to own up to what I say, and you have my phone number if you would like to say these things directly to me instead of posting it on this website that I first looked at two days ago.

    Angela Brown

  29. Rob Taylor on September 7th, 2011 7:02 pm

    As a lifelong Comparative Religion nerd I really appreciate you posting this. I didn’t know about the translation of sorcery or the drug use in Revelations. Nice to finally get some education around here.

  30. James S. on September 8th, 2011 7:56 pm

    I cannot believe that this happened two streets down from where I live with my family. Guess you never can tell who your neighbors really are.. at least until theyve been busted by the cops and put all over the news. Sad. I thought this neighborhood was safe.

  31. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! on December 3rd, 2011 9:51 pm

    Nope !!!! is not a fat lesbien and not Angela Brown. Maybe I’m just someone who knows that you are a worthless piece of shit but ofcourse there must be only one person that knows that….IDIOT..James your neighborhood is safe, unless of course you think someone staring off in space most of his life is dangerous ow well ofcourse you have children or he needs money to buy drugs because they took his stash away from him but other then that your fine. Dolores Strollo I’m sorry that your life is so sad that you share it with this guy and believe that he is better then anyone in society that follows the law. You stated “Society is largely made up of “sheeple” those who blindly follow and do what they are told and cannot think for themselves.”
    Wow really your man thinks for himself???? Thank the lord that he doesnt follow our silly societies laws. As for Rob Taylor thank you for publishing this and pleas continue to follow…since sooner or later his past WILL catch up to him.

  32. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! on December 3rd, 2011 9:56 pm

    Paul I’m not giving my name not because I’m scared of you but because my dumbass fell for those blue eyes once and dont want your psycho “born again” wife to try to trace me back to the STDS you are spreading…Not my fault,, your ass cheated on me!!!!!!!

  33. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! on December 3rd, 2011 10:01 pm

    Or maybe I’m just a guy that raped you in prison and found your hole too worn out and is now wanting revenge..thats a good possibility too.

  34. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! on December 3rd, 2011 10:02 pm

    Ow well the fact is you wouldn’t even be worried about who I am if you didn’t give your candy to little children.

  35. Rob Taylor on December 3rd, 2011 10:19 pm

    Goddamn that’s some grade a punking out.

  36. Rob Taylor on December 3rd, 2011 10:20 pm

    Keep telling this ‘shrooming scumbag the truth and let his old lady suck on that.

  37. !!!!!!!!! on January 10th, 2012 8:14 am

    Well I guess Paul is to Stoned to reply. But to the public reading this DON NOT LET THIS GUY NEAR YOUR CHILDREN HE PREFERS LITTLE BOYS. This is my last post going to do that whole work for a living thing that paul makes his wife do for him.

  38. hooked on phonics on January 27th, 2012 5:01 am

    Shit his wife probably dont work either! Probably just sits there and hits them shrooms with him. Theyre probably snorting lines of coke off each others asses right now. All while we are paying their way to do the dope.

  39. brandon beauchene on April 1st, 2014 1:10 am

    My number is 352 354 6259 im your fucked son you left behind. I hope you see me soon, beacuse I have much to say your de·gen·er·ate ass you fucking.piece of shit . I hope understand sin·cere·ly your son. Get you fucking Ged fagget you look like a pedifile.

  40. brandon beauchene on April 1st, 2014 1:14 am

    i know words are spelled wrong i apologize must. genetics.

  41. brandon beauchene on April 1st, 2014 1:18 am

    God dame I be

  42. brandon beauchene on April 1st, 2014 1:36 am

    I hope youR

    strong.

  43. brandon beauchene on April 1st, 2014 1:39 am

    Lol you will lose paul thats promise.

  44. brandon beauchene on April 1st, 2014 1:55 am

    Ooooo I cant wajt… Sweet kisses.fagget.

  45. brandon beauchene on April 1st, 2014 2:01 am

    Im going beat your ass your true sperm

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