Hopefully Hot Armed Robber On The Loose in Greenville County!
She’s covering her face with a bandanna so we don’t actually know if she is hot, but word on the street is that underneath her hooded sweatshirt the desperate bandit looks like this:
From Fox Carolina:
GREENVILLE, S.C. – Deputies said Tuesday they are searching for a woman believed to be behind three area robberies since June 3.
Investigators with the Greenville County Sheriff’s Office said that the 30- to 40-year-old woman was armed with a gun in two of the robberies and and a crowbar in the third. They said she was also wearing a bandanna in each of the robberies.
The first robbery happened at the Huddle House on North Pleasantburg Drive on June 3 at 4 a.m.
The second hold up happened at a Dollar General store on Locust Hill Road in Travelers Rest on June 27 about 7:30 p.m.
The third robbery happened at the Taylors Food Mart on Reid School Road on July 2 about 3 p.m.
Deputies described the woman as white, between 5 feet and 5 feet 4 inches and between 120 to 130 pounds.
The reader who tipped me said it’s too bad that they didn’t put her measurements in there but I would never lower myself to that level.
He also said that he thinks she’ll look more like this when unmasked:
But seriously, I’m glad no one’s been hurt yet and the Greenville Bandita needs to turn herself in, and send us some exclusive photos for her fans.
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um… I think I just failed the gay test, but the blonde with the AK-47…. why is the roof all falling in and the wall behind her all water damaged….. does this girl just need some finacial help…. you know for home improvements? I could donate some time if need be…LOL
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i wanna fuck one of those bitches