Hopefully Hot Armed Robber On The Loose in Greenville County!

She’s covering her face with a bandanna so we don’t actually know if she is hot, but word on the street is that underneath her hooded sweatshirt the desperate bandit looks like this:

The Greenville Bandita

From Fox Carolina:

GREENVILLE, S.C. – Deputies said Tuesday they are searching for a woman believed to be behind three area robberies since June 3.

Investigators with the Greenville County Sheriff’s Office said that the 30- to 40-year-old woman was armed with a gun in two of the robberies and and a crowbar in the third. They said she was also wearing a bandanna in each of the robberies.

The first robbery happened at the Huddle House on North Pleasantburg Drive on June 3 at 4 a.m.

The second hold up happened at a Dollar General store on Locust Hill Road in Travelers Rest on June 27 about 7:30 p.m.

The third robbery happened at the Taylors Food Mart on Reid School Road on July 2 about 3 p.m.

Deputies described the woman as white, between 5 feet and 5 feet 4 inches and between 120 to 130 pounds.

The reader who tipped me said it’s too bad that they didn’t put her measurements in there but I would never lower myself to that level.

He also said that he thinks she’ll look more like this when unmasked:


But seriously, I’m glad no one’s been hurt yet and the Greenville Bandita needs to turn herself in, and send us some exclusive photos for her fans.


3 Responses to “Hopefully Hot Armed Robber On The Loose in Greenville County!”

  1. Loup Garou on July 27th, 2010 4:41 pm

    um… I think I just failed the gay test, but the blonde with the AK-47…. why is the roof all falling in and the wall behind her all water damaged….. does this girl just need some finacial help…. you know for home improvements? I could donate some time if need be…LOL

  2. Armed Robbery Suspect Not as Hot as Hoped For, Also a Horrible Mother : Greenville Dragnet on August 17th, 2010 5:24 am

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  3. Ipshita on May 9th, 2011 6:00 am

    i wanna fuck one of those bitches

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