Jack David Snyder Thinks Flashing Children is Hilarious

Pervert

Because what’s funnier than showing a bunch of kids age elementary school kids your naked ass and balls. From MyFox Tampa Bay:

NEW PORT RICHEY – A 64-year-old New Port Richey man told deputies he thought taking his pants off as school bus passed by would be funny.

Law enforcement officers are not laughing. Jack David Snyder is now in the Pasco County Jail, charged with five counts of lewd or lascivious exhibition.

According to arrest reports, five children between the ages of 9 and 12 say Snyder exposed himself Wednesday as their school bus was headed for Chasco Elementary.

Snyder is now being held on a $50,000 bond.

It’s likely he wanted to go to jail since he was homeless. But there are ways to get there without being a disgusting pervert.

Comments

5 Responses to “Jack David Snyder Thinks Flashing Children is Hilarious”

  1. Rocketman on April 9th, 2011 9:39 am

    Well, NOW he’s gone and done it – given himself an excuse to be homeless:
    “I can’t find a job or a home because I’m a registered sex offender”.
    The guy could benefit from some Clockwork Orange therapy.

    ~(Ä)~

  2. DodiaFae on April 9th, 2011 11:33 am

    They all (RSO’s) bitch about their status being the “reason” for their plight. No, the reason for their plight is that they’re perverts who choose not to control themselves. If they’d shown restraint and chosen NOT to molest, rape, or expose themselves to children, they’d have no problems.

  3. Loup Garou on April 12th, 2011 4:18 pm

    “I’m Cornholeio, I need TP fo my bunghole”

  4. DodiaFae on April 13th, 2011 11:20 am

    OMGs… it’s HIM! It’s Beavis’ dad!

  5. Sparky on February 19th, 2012 10:25 am

    Hahahaha!!! Classic. I know what I’m gonna do for my 64th birthday.

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