Josh Perini is Too Old for the Dine & Dash
Eating at a restaurant then running off before paying is something drunk high schoolers do, not something an adult would consider. But don’t tell that to Joshua Perini, who has been arrested for doing just that multiple times to downtown Greenville businesses between since December of last year.
Police are telling restaurants to call 911 if the see him, as he’s now been banished (!?!) from the downtown. Personally I would say they should serve him a sandwich if the see him. A knuckle sandwich! Hi-yo!
But seriously can you imagine being 29 and doing this? Bad enough he looks like that but he’s an immature douchebag to boot. That my friends is a man who will die alone. Ladies, if you’re asked out on a date by Josh and for some inexplicable reason you accept bring your wallet.
Odds are he’s another one of these goddamn northeasterners moving down here to wreck up the place. Go back where you came from! I didn’t move out of NYC to live among the dregs of New Jersey.