Man nabbed Wanking his Wankee in Greenville Park
Per WYFF today, a 30 year old juvenile named Brian McDavid was caught, I can’t write it down…masturbating in front of a 19 year old female. He touched her shoulder was she was walking her dog. She quickly got away but then told her mother – who then tracked the guy down. As he was leisurely strolling through the park, stroking his happy stick, you know, like you do, he was arrested by I’m assuming Greenville County Sheriffs. Love you guys new-ish website by the way. Any hoo…this is a lesson to all you women, and men I suppose. Weirdos hang out in parks. It’s not right or fair but its true. I recommend at least having a good pepper spray in your pocket. This guy obviously needed to get a room at the county lock up for the night…it defies all logic.
I looked on Google Maps for a “park” and it looks like a Greenville Park Rec District is nearby but it’s hard to tell.