Mauldin Police Searching for Pervert Stalking Elementary School

LasFriday a man in a gold Honda Prelude (with a large spoiler and custom rims) was seen stalking children at the Bethel Elementary School campus. Police need information on the man before he’s able to do who knows what to some innocent child:

Seargeant Jason Peterson said that the man was seen hanging around the Bethel Elementary School campus on Friday.

According to Peterson, a school crossing guard noticed the man looking through a pair of binoculars and approached him in his vehicle, which was parked directly in front of the school. As the crossing guard approached the man, he drove away.

A few minutes later, Peterson said the man drove into the school drop-off loop and started a conversation with a student. A teacher interrupted the conversation and asked the man if she could help him. Peterson said that the man stated, “No” and sped off again.

The man is described as possibly asian or hispanic, between 20-30 years old with a medium build. He was driving a gold Honda Prelude with custom rims, a large spoiler and a black in color hood bra on the front of the vehicle.

Some of you will be wondering why a person is described as being either Asian or Hispanic, which sounds a bit like saying he either had red hair or black hair. Welcome to the wonderful world of journalism school political correctness. In England Arab and Pakistani immigrants who committed crimes are identified as “Asians” because for some reason it is considered less racist to make it look like Chinese immigrants are on a crime wave than identify mainly Muslim men who were committing crimes. Islamophobia, etc. I suspect that the same PC attitude is in play here – especially after taking a look at the above sketch of the man. Chances are a witness said Arab, pronounced it “A-rab” and the powers that be blushed while fluffing their hoopskirts. This wouldn’t matter if police had the guy, but since he’s still out and about parents need to a good no nonsense description of the man.

At least we have a good description of his douchemobile. Bad description or not there’s no way police aren’t going to be able to find that altar to immaturity on wheels. WSPA has some security cam shots of it. If you have kids memorize that car.


4 Responses to “Mauldin Police Searching for Pervert Stalking Elementary School”

  1. OMG on February 7th, 2012 9:54 pm

    OMG its Rob Taylor I alwayz knew u was pervy

  2. Rob Taylor on February 7th, 2012 10:35 pm

    Actually it’s Octavio Ginez Altamirano, who was picked up in Greenville. But your joke was so funny we were all just sitting here admiring the complexity and subtle nuances of it. Writing like a retarded high school drop out making a stupid accusation by writing in text speak is biting social commentary on the ignorance encouraged by post-modernism and our cultural decline. The z at the end of always was especially funny.


  3. Dilbert on February 8th, 2012 9:40 pm

    Is it just me but why didn’t either of the two people who approached this guy get a tag number? I guess it’s a moot point now that he’s been arrested.

  4. Rob Taylor on February 8th, 2012 10:35 pm

    I wondered that myself.

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