Michael Brent Haynes and Paul Henry Paprycki are Going to Hell

Two Scumbags Steal Air Conditioners ... from Food Bank

These two handsome fellows are Michael Brent Haynes and Paul Henry Paprycki. They are common thieves who steal air conditioners, I assume to sell the valuable components inside. What makes them special? Well, it’s who they steal from.

From WSPA:

The Greenville County Sheriff’s Office charged Michael Brent Haynes and Paul Henry Paprycki, Jr. with 14 counts each of grand larceny and 14 counts of malicious damage to real property.

Sheriff’s investigators say Haynes and Paprycki stole air conditioning units from businesses at the Augusta Place shopping Center in Moonville, Community Food Bank of the Upstate, South Ridge Industrial Park on West Bulter Road and a business on Grey Lewis Court.

That’s right, they stole air conditioners from a food bank. In the summer. During a recession.

What happened boys you couldn’t get over to the children’s hospital?


4 Responses to “Michael Brent Haynes and Paul Henry Paprycki are Going to Hell”

  1. DodiaFae on June 19th, 2010 11:44 pm

    Let’s not forget the nursing homes and retirement communities. Maybe they were just saving best for last?

  2. DodiaFae on June 19th, 2010 11:45 pm

    I almost forgot to leave my juvenile comment about those mug shots… but I’m sure it’s already crossed the minds of everyone reading.

  3. chris and brandon on July 30th, 2010 4:44 pm

    these is my homeboysss!!!! let my niggas freeee

  4. Rob Taylor on July 30th, 2010 9:49 pm

    You’re very White, has anyone ever told you that?

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