North Carolina Man Claims Bigfoot has “Beautiful Hair”

The money quote is about 20 seconds in. I assume Bigfoot ran off after getting creeped out by this witness who may also think Bigfoot has a “purty mouth” if I may make a Deliverance reference.

Bigfoot has been sighted in North Carolina for years. The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization lists 57 different sightings on their map. They haven’t, to my knowledge, weighed in on how hot Bigfoot is.

Semi-off topic; When (not if) Nikki Haley becomes governor I hope she closes the border with North Carolina. Just saying.

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