Sanford: Quit Diddling Your Students

Sex between teachers and their 16- and 17-year-old students will now be a felony in South Carolina.  Governor Mark Sanford is expected to sign a bill this week that will send school employees to prison for up to five years if they can’t keep their lecherous hands to themselves.

For all you pervs looking for a loophole, this new law includes teachers, substitutes, bus drivers, counselors, and coaches — basically anyone in a position of authority.

And if you’re thinking 18 is legal, think again, Chester. Teachers who have sex with 18-year-old students could pay a $500 fine and do 30 days in jail on a misdemeanor charge.


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