Surprise! Bank of America Probably Didn’t Launch a Bio-Terror Attack Against Random Woman

A woman called authorities to say that when she opened letter it contained a powdery substance that burned her skin. The sender – Bank of America.

I guess they take late mortgage payments seriously.

However even though the women went to the hospital hazmat crews found no trace of anything in her house. No information is being released about her condition which I take it to mean she’s being cuffed and charged with filing a false report.

Update: Called it.

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One Response to “Surprise! Bank of America Probably Didn’t Launch a Bio-Terror Attack Against Random Woman”

  1. Lavar on May 2nd, 2011 6:38 pm

    Never seen a betetr post! ICOCBW

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