Surprise! Long Haired Obese Adjunct Professor Robert Hatch a Pervert
People who want to spend their whole lives on a college campus creep me out. I wanted to be a professor, but by the time I finished my Masters I could not get away from undergrads fast enough. The only people my age I knew who wanted to hang around the campus were perverts who liked banging chicks who were legal but still looked 15.
Anyway, that’s background information so you’ll know why nothing in this story surprised me:
GREENSBORO, N.C. — A professor at Guilford College is accused of using a hidden camera built inside a pen to take photographs up a woman’s skirt.
Greensboro police said Jonathan Robert Hatch, 43, took the photos on May 25 and uploaded them to his computer.
Police seized his computer and investigators said they found hundreds of images and videos of child pornography.
He’s been charged with 5 counts of third-degree sexual exploitation of a minor and one count of secret peeping.
Police said Hatch confessed to the secret peeping charge, but did not confess to the child exploitation charges.
Officials at Guilford College said Hatch was as an associate math professor.
The school got rid of him – because “associate professors” are just adjuncts and have no job security. Had this guy had tenure he’d be teaching classes now and the school would be providing money for his legal defense.
The morbidly obese hippy who wears amusing t-shirts while holding a position of authority over 18-year-olds is usually some sort of degenerate.