Word on the Street: Suspicious Character Spotted in Mauldin Sub-Divisions
I’m not sure what this guy is up to but it’s safe to assume it’s no good. A concerned citizen left this comment on my post called 13 Things a Burglars Won’t Tell You:
Thanks for this, also be on the look out for another one of these ‘good samaritans’;
- late 20’s (possibly early 30’s)
- around 5′6″ (could be shorter as my door step is raised, so it’s hard to properly judge height)
- buzz cut but with a receeding hairline
- dirty blonde/sandy hair
- seen twice in sub-division in MauldinHe’s been to my house twice; first time he practically forced his way in when I wasn’t paying attention and was offering cheap artwork for sale… second time my wife answered and he was offering to clean out the gutters, saw me and then quickly left.
Keep your eyes open Mauldin, this guy is up to something.
Authorities Looking for Woman Using Stolen Credit Card in Our Area
A Virginia woman’s credit card number has been stolen and used to buy $500 in gift certificates in Newberry, but the number has now been used in Mauldin and Laurens. The victim still has her credit card so I assume this woman has a “cloned’ card. She drives a White car which there are pictures of on the WLTX report:
Newberry, SC (WLTX) — Officers are searching for a young woman they say took a “compromised” credit card and bought $500 in gift cards, gasoline and cigarettes.
Investigators with the Newberry Police Department are searching for the woman pictured in the attached surveillance images.
Officers say the woman bought $500 in gift cards from the Walmart in Newberry, then walked next door to convenience store Murphy USA, where she bought gas and a carton of Newport cigarettes.
Authorities say the card number was also used in Laurens and Mauldin, each in the Upstate.
Investigators say the female victim, who lives in Virginia, still has her credit card.
The suspect used a white car, also seen in the pictures, according to officers. Police believe the woman is acting alone.
If you see this woman let someone know and what ever you do don’t let her pay with a credit card. Call CrimeStoppers of the Midlands at 1-888-CRIME-SC.
Victimless Crime File: Siblings Who Look Like Death Starved Elderly Father to Death
The news is scant on this one but since the above two degenerates have their ages listed as 49 and 51 respectively, but they both look to be in their 70s, I’m going to go ahead and assume they like to party. Add to that the fact that Cynthia Bayne and Tarrell Wyatt were both caught with their elderly father covered in bed sores and starving to death (living in his house I hear) and clearly the money coming into the household wasn’t going to feed them (they’re looking pretty thin), what we’re looking at here is a couple of drug users who spent all the money on drugs and allowed their father to die.
Greenville Dragnet fan Jennifer Tilly is 53 or so and looks like this:
Now look back at Cynthia Bayne, who is at least five years younger than Jennifer Tilly. That’s you on drugs. A life time of partying never looks good on a middle aged person.
Anyway the poor bastard that fed these two scum died in the hospital and authorities are hitting Cheechette and Chong with homicide by neglect. Hopefully they can get the death penalty for that down here.
Suspected Character Actor Busted Cooking Meth in Mauldin
The meth cooker’s name is Yancey Bowen Lacroix, which is a step above being named Colonial Stonewall Shrimpngrits I guess. But other than riverboat gambler or hoodoo rootworker I’m not sure how many career paths are open to a Yancey Bowen Lacriox. It’s like naming your daughter Amber which pretty much forces her to dance topless at some point.
I guess his parents didn’t want to be obvious and name him something like “Gabby Hayes” or “Rip Torn” which would have limited him in his choice in life. Anyway, as you might expect the Lacroix family name has taken another hit recently, thanks to the Mauldin Lacroixs:
MAULDIN, S.C. — Mauldin police said officers shut down a methamphetamine lab on Thursday.
Police said the lab was found during an investigation at 109 Gail Drive.
Firefighters and narcotics agents were called in to process the materials found at the working lab, police said.
Yancey Bowen Lacroix, 31, was charged with manufacturing methamphetamine, illegal disposal of hazardous waste and distribution of methamphetamine. Police said he will likely face other charges later.
Mauldin is lousy with meth labs these days. I should have moved to Traveler’s Rest. Here’s a tip for parents out there – if you pick a name for your kid that sounds like he’s a character in a Southern Gothic horror movie he’s going to end up in the papers.
Dunyell C. Gordon a Suicidal Wife Beating Scumbag
A lot of people are claiming that Dunyell Gordon, the moron who police had to shoot at Walmart, “wanted to die” but frankly have could have killed himself without much commotion. It’s more likely this was a scheme to get back at his wife who called the cops on him for domestic violence a few times and earlier that day had alerted authorities that he was missing and was probably dangerous. To put the stupidity of Dunyell in perspective it’s reported that he once beat and tried to taser his wife – because he couldn’t find his keys.
I take it he’s got some issues, which probably are compounded by drug and alcohol abuse: