Woman Sought in Local Serial Forgery Case
From Jailbirds Online:
An unknown white female cashed two stolen checks at the Greer branch of the Palmetto Bank. The two checks were cashed on January 8, 2011. The white female is driving a black in color Chevrolet SUV with a paper tag. The two stolen checks were from two auto breakings. One of the auto breakings occurred at a private residence in Anderson, SC and the second auto breaking was at the Eastside YMCA in Greenville SC. The unknown female has cashed other stolen checks in Simpsonville, Mauldin, Spartanburg City, Greenville City, and Greenville County. Anyone with any information as to the identity of the female should contact Sgt. Patrick Fortenberry at (864) 848-5353.
Jailbirds has a photo of the woman so you can check it out.
Jorae Johnson Likes Attention … and Filing False Police Reports
Jorae Johnson is a 52-year-old woman who hasn’t held up quite as well as living goddess/best selling author Raquel Welch or professional card sharp and well known Greenville Dragnet fan Jennifer Tilly. Not knocking Jorae Johnson, but she’s what’s known as a “hard” 52. This leaves her with not many options when she’s looking for some romance novel style action where a muscular policeman/fireman/Dark Hunter shows up to her door looking for some some middle age lovin’. She could try the classic mating dance of the hottie in the wild, as demonstrated by Raquel Welch:
But something tells me Jorae doesn’t think that would work, What would Jennifer Tilly do?
Tilly probably doesn’t need a gimmick. Especially not one like Jorae used – which was pretending Bank of America launched a bio-attack on her:
SIMPSONVILLE, S.C. — The woman who claimed to have received a powder-laced letter last week was charged Monday.
The incident happened at 705 Spring Lake Loop about 9 p.m. Thursday.
According to an incident report, 52-year-old Jorae Johnson, who lives at the home, said she opened a Bank of America envelope that she had received. She said that when she removed the letter inside and unfolded it, a brown and white powdery substance fell onto her hands. She said that she then started feeling a burning sensation on her hands.
The report said the hazmat team went inside the home and said that Johnson’s claim was unfounded and no powdery substance was found.
On Monday night, deputies said, Johnson was charged with reporting or giving false information to law enforcement. She was released on $2,000 bond.
Johnson’s claim shut down Spring Lake Loop for about an hour, deputies said.
I know it’s not politically correct to call people retarded these days but this scheme was retarded. Why would Bank of America send some hausfrau a poisonous package? Did she think people would just take her word for it even through there was no evidence?
Some people have been saying that this was actually a scheme by a moron to avoid paying her mortgage. But looking at those big blue eyes, bleached blond hair and alcohol bloated face I think she was looking for an excuse to throw herself into the arms of a hunky civil servant.
I’d say throw the book at her but since that would mean her getting cuffed by a cop she’d just enjoy it. Tramp.
Curtis Arms Learns That Robbing Banks is Harder Than it Looks in Movies
Simpsonville Police arrested a suspect in a Main Street bank robbery, only hours after the crime occurred.
Officers say Curtis William Arms, 25, of Easley, is charged with bank robbery afgter witnesses spotted a man walking to a truck parked two blocks away.
The witness gave the description of the truck and the tag number to police and officers spotted the red Ford pickup and arrested Arms on unrelated charges, according to officers.
Needless to say Arms gave it up and $5000 was recovered. Maybe strolling to your car, which can be easily traced to you, after robbing a bank is not a great idea. But it’s hard to look cool hauling ass into a park or some woods where a change of clothes and a dump site for your money to be stashed has been left. Where’s the drama in waiting a couple of months for the heat to be off to go back for the loot?
Moron.
Police Hunting For Simpsonville Burglar
Update on Simpsonville High School Poisoner
The girl accused of spiking her teacher’s water bottle with hand sanitizer is reported facing an expulsion hearing from Hillcrest High School for that act. Though the mother claims the girl is innocent of the charges witnesses fingered her to police and just prior to the incident the girl and the poisoned teacher had been in a verbal altercation. The girl is being charged by police with Unlawful Tampering of a Human Food or Beverage Product.
It looks like this case will be open and shut.