Police Shoot Knife Wielding Idiot at Woodruff Rd Walmart
Early this afternoon word was out that the Woodruff Rd Walmart (which happens to be Greenville Dragnet’s official Walmart) was evacuated when a man caused a disturbance by “flashing knives” and allegedly threatening to harm himself.
If he wanted to get hurt he got his wish because police shot him at some point during the altercation. Some say he was in the parking lot.
I don’t want to sound unsympathetic to the plight of the depressed, but anyone who pulls a stunt like this needs to be charged for the bullets used to bring him down.
Suzanne Hannah is a Liar Who Likes to Waste Law Enforcement’s Time
So you’re a 69-year-old with some time on her hands, a broken moral compass, and you’re looking for something to do after watching Anderson Cooper. What do you do? Why, travel to Walmart and file a false report of course!
From WYFF:
GREENVILLE, S.C. — The latest in a string of false police reports involves a 69-year-old woman deputies say lied about having her purse snatched.
Suzanne Hannah, 69, of Greenville, is charged with filing a false police report of a felony.
Hannah originally reported that she went shopping at the Walmart at 1452 Woodruff Rd shortly before 11:30 p.m. on Jan 18.
Hannah said when she left the store, she was approached by a dark-skinned man who grabbed her purse and fled on foot. Hannah also said that a bystander chased the “purse snatcher” but was unable to catch up to the man.
Investigators said they learned that Hannah waited almost 24 hours to report the alleged incident, even though she claimed $1600 in cash and a bank card had been stolen. Video surveillance from the business showed that Hannah was not at the business when the alleged incident occurred, deputies said.
Investigators said that they also determined through store records that Hannah never purchased the items she reported going to the store to buy.
She’s out on $2,500 bond. Authorities don’t know what her motive was for filing this report but my wife (who is my authority) thinks she was trying to squeeze money out of Walmart with a sob story. I personally blame the malignant influence of Anderson Cooper, but until we can verify her slavish devotion to the media darling we just can’t be sure.
This is yet another false report in the area which is a huge waste of time and resources. On the other hand, it’s kind of nice to live in an area where false reports of crime are our main concern.