The Ghosts of Meth, Attempted Baby Eating and Internet Breast Milk?
Police in Spartanburg found three “ghost hunters” hanging around a Oakwood Cemetery on Saturday night. They came with some alcohol and meth which I presume was bait for hot, drug addicted stripper ghosts
20-year-old William Matthew Guthrie from Traveler’s Rest was arrested when it was found with multiple bite marks on it. Originally he tried to claim he just didn’t know how a baby in his care ended up nibbled on but after failing a lie detector test he fessed up.
Want to know why civilization is doomed? Doctors in Germany have to warn people not to buy breast milk from strangers online
. Because, you know, it sounds sanitary and healthy to order breast milk from people who may or may not be AIDS infested prostitutes.
Cops are saying a “bad relationship” led to the Greer stand off where one person was killed. I assume the police took a class in understatement.
A Simpsonville man named Brian Gilbert bit off the tips of a cop’s finger in Anderson. After being released from the hospital the officer began experiencing severe symptoms including abnormally low blood platelet count. He’s being treated with cancer drugs but so far no one knows what’s wrong with him. Gilbert is a registered sex offender.
A woman was robbed by two armed men near her home on North Main St. in Mauldin
. When she went to retrieve something from her car the thugs attacked her and pushed her into her house. She says that about $100 fell out of her bra during the struggle but when she screamed the men fled. One of the gunmen may be her cousin. Hmmm. Who keeps money in their bras these days
R.J. Parker’s excellent Unsolved Serial Killings is available for Kindle for less than a buck. How could you go wrong?