TSA Screeners Force Baywatch Star Donna D’Errico Through Nude Scanner

Does she look like a terrorist?

You know, because it’s possible D’Errico is a terrorist:

The airport security man could have chosen any one of the queue of passengers to undergo a ‘nude’ security scan.

Surprise, surprise, he picked blonde ex-Playboy model Donna D’Errico.

The former Baywatch beauty claims she was singled out although her bearded boyfriend Roy J Bank actually looks like a ‘stereotypical terrorist’.

She adds that she saw officers from the Transportation Security Administration ‘leering’ at her scan, which reveals every contour of the body.

Miss D’Errico, 42, was flying from Los Angeles to Pittsburgh with Mr Bank and her 17-year-old son Rhyan.

She said she was pulled aside and told she would have to go through one of the full body scans which have caused much controversy since being introduced at US airports.

The screening officer can see an image of the unclothed body, while the passenger’s face is blurred. Once the passenger has been screened the ‘naked’ imagery is deleted.

Miss D’Errico said she felt ‘overexposed’ at being chosen to go through the scanner.

She said she asked why she had been chosen from a long line of passengers. ‘In a very sarcastic tone, and still holding me by the elbow, the agent responded, “Because you caught my eye, and they didn’t”.’

She added: ‘My boyfriend sailed through with no problems, which is rather ironic in that he fits the stereotypical “look” of a terrorist when his beard has grown a bit.’

‘After the search, I noticed that the male agent who had pulled me out of line was smiling and whispering with two other agents and glancing at me. I was outraged.’

Clearly this was an abuse of power and frankly these nude scanners are a scam. There’s one way to stop explosives from getting on a plane – dogs. But bomb sniffing dogs at airports would offend the sensibilities of Muslims, and make it harder for them to achieve martyrdom.

So instead we have people picking out the anyone but a muslim at random to go through a scanner or be groped. Feel safer?

Of course, D’Errico is what we affectionately refer to a a Paulnut which is short hand for the people who think Ron Paul is the American Jesus. Chances are that means she’s on the DHS list.

However I doubt Donna D’Errico is going to blow up a plane and while the TSA is spending money on useless sci-fi inspired stage props Al-Qaeda is planning it’s next attack.

I don’t fly and neither should you.


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