Victimless Crime File – $6 Whore Found in North Carolina

And believe me she did not look like the cheap whore above. Don’t get me wrong, I believe in every American’s God given right to be as cheap, skanky and promiscuous as they want and any scumbag finger-waver who doesn’t like it is a goddamn communist, but let’s not sugar coat it. Cheap whores aren’t born, they’re made in one of two ways. Serious abuse or drug addiction.

The ones created by abuse don’t charge money, the ones with addictions end up in the news:

A Shelby woman faces a prostitution charge after police say she performed a sex act on a city street Tuesday.

Misty Marie Kullman, 25, of the 200 block of Best Street, performed the sex act on a man outside a vehicle on Claxton Drive in exchange for $6, according to a magistrate’s order. Shelby police arrested her on a charge of misdemeanor prostitution.

Police received a suspicious vehicle call on Claxton Drive and spoke to Kullman, who was a passenger in the man’s car.  Kullman told the officers  that the man had picked her up from her apartment and they were riding around and talking, according to a police report.

The man admitted to police that he paid Kullman for a sex act, Officer D.K. Gemes wrote in the report. The man said he gave Kullman a $2 bill, three $1 bills and an assortment of change, which officers found on Kullman.

Gee, you think drugs were involved? With prices that low it’s no wonder we don’t close the border to North Carolina despite my constant lobbying of state and local authorities.

Now I know, you’re thinking I’m being unfair to Daisy de la Hoya (who I am admittedly a fan of) by using her “modeling” pictures in this article because she’s actually a classy girl:

And it’s true – Daisy is probably a nice woman and is far, far, far easier on the eyes than the human/muppet hybrid this story is about so I shouldn’t be hard on her. So to speak.  But really, can you do a story about cheap whores without using one of the girls from the old Rock of Love TV show?

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2 Responses to “Victimless Crime File – $6 Whore Found in North Carolina”

  1. Loup on February 16th, 2012 12:46 pm

    wow, I think I got VD just reading this story… hahahaha ouch, dick burn…. LOL

  2. Rob Taylor on February 16th, 2012 5:51 pm

    Then you should read the story about super gonorrhea I wrote for Red Alerts

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