Victimless Crime File: Attack of the Vampire Hooker!

Once again drug fueled degeneracy ends up not being as victimless a crime as liberals and  libertarians would have you believe:

A female ‘vampire’ has been accused of a terrifying assault on an elderly man, in which she bit his face and arm and left him needing stitches.

Josephine Smith, 22, allegedly told her 69-year-old victim: ‘I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you.’

Milton Ellis had to be given stitches to close up the wounds he suffered during the assault, which occurred in front of a vacant Hooters in St. Petersburg, Florida.

Cops say Ellis, who uses a motorized wheelchair, was asleep when Smith pounced on him.

Bloodied, Ellis managed to escape to a nearby gas station, where he called police.

When police arrived they found a half-naked Smith covered in blood near the restaurant.

Let’s back up for a second and figure out how a man falls a somewhere next to a half naked woman:

Police say the two had met earlier at the shopping centre beside the former Hooters. Smith, who is from Pensacola, was waiting for a relative to drive down and pick her up and the two decided to hang out together at the closed restaurant while she waited.

Ellis eventually fell asleep, and that’s when Smith allegedly attacked.

Hmmm. So an old man meets a 22-year-old girl near an abandoned building, they decide to “hang out” together and shortly thereafter he falls asleep. What could a 22-year-old girl be doing with an old man she just met near an abandoned building that would make him want to take a nap? The only thing that would lock up the hooker theory would be if she had a history of drug arrests:

She had been arrested less than a month ago in Escambia County on drug possession charges.

There we go. The Smoking Gun has more including her picture – not bad for a working girl. When police found smith her pants were off and her panties were around her ankles. Something tells me the victim fell asleep right after some vacant lot love. They also have the arrest report for your perusal here. They also report the victim was well known to the police in the area for public intoxication.

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3 Responses to “Victimless Crime File: Attack of the Vampire Hooker!”

  1. Loup on September 12th, 2011 11:19 am

    You couldn’t dream these things up if you tried… wow! ” I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you.” ” Ok little lady, if that’s what the kids are calling it these days, I just want to get my $20 worth…. do you take food stamps? EBT card?”

  2. Jason on October 19th, 2011 3:55 pm

    Did she say it with a fat bastard-like scottish accent???

  3. Deki on November 11th, 2014 7:50 am

    That’s one fine vampire ass! ;)

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