Victimless Crime File: Hot Dog Truck Hand Job Edition

A dumpy, foul mouthed yenta from my old stomping grounds of NYC was arrested after police discovered that she was prostituting herself out the back of her “hot dog truck” which is a run down, filthy camper. When she was out on bond she stopped to tell reporters that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with giving people “lap dances” in her food service truck. Now in a new NY Post interview she says that she did nothing wrong because a) the cop asked her for sex and b) she doesn’t “usually” do sex in the truck. She also claims to be a former stripper.

Now call me cynical but when a former stripper – who in NY/NJ make upwards of $800 a night if they’re any good, lets themselves go and starts jerking people off in a dirty camper while selling hot dogs I’m going to just assume drugs are involved. By the way -she’s a mother of four. I’m sure they’re proud:

h/t Breitbart

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2 Responses to “Victimless Crime File: Hot Dog Truck Hand Job Edition”

  1. MAD MIKEY on May 12th, 2012 10:34 am

    Now come on. Who wants to be served food by someone who just jerked off some guy? I can’t be the first one to think of that. I mean REALLY?

  2. MAD MIKEY on May 12th, 2012 10:38 am

    OH Yeah, Aren’t thoses roadside vendors supposed to be regulated by DHEC? Hell, I think I just lost my appetite.

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