Victimless Crime File: Skanky Stoner Uses Five-Year-Old as Taser Shield


In 2009 a study was released by Australian researchers that pointed out that pot smokers were seven times more likely to have been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted disease than non-smokers. Also male pot smokers are four times more likely to experience premature ejaculation but that’s not relevant to the story – just a funny fact. The point of this post is to illustrate why pot smokers are the kind of people more likely to get the clap than other people.

Everything about this story is wrong:

A 36-year-old Milwaukee woman was arrested for disorderly conduct/domestic violence at the service area at Andrew Toyota, 1620 W. Silver Spring Drive, at 12:15 p.m. March 24.

When police arrived, the woman was holding the hand of her 5-year-old son while shaking her finger in the face of her boyfriend, an employee of Andrew, while yelling, “Give me my weed back!” She also wanted her keys back.

The boyfriend, a 28-year-old Milwaukee man, gave her the keys but denied to her and police that he had her $5 bag of marijuana. She struggled with police, refused to give her name and held her son in front of her to avoid being Tasered.

The boyfriend, who is not the 5-year-old’s father, said the two had been living together for three months, but when asked what the woman’s last name was said he wasn’t sure.

A woman in her late 30s took her child to argue over drugs with her new boyfriend who she allowed to live with her even though he doesn’t even know her last name. Then when police come she doesn’t even have the sense to stop demanding her weed. Then she uses her child as a shield to fend off a tasering.

Must of been some good weed.

But how do you get to 36 and still think it’s OK to move in some guy you’re banging who not only doesn’t know your last name but who you think would steal from you? I would say you get tot hat point by not being sober when making decisions. The same reason you think it’s a good idea to fight the cops and use your child as a shield.I’m betting she ends up at the clinic for penicillin alot.

If pot was legal though this woman would never have done this, right?


20 Responses to “Victimless Crime File: Skanky Stoner Uses Five-Year-Old as Taser Shield”

  1. Ajax the Great on March 30th, 2011 4:14 pm

    There you go again, Rob. Blaming it all on cannabis. About 30 million Americans currently use the stuff, and cowardly guttersluts like her are hardly representative of them.

  2. Ajax the Great on March 30th, 2011 4:21 pm

    By the way, what the 2009 Australian study was only for self-reported DAILY users–and the vast majority of users are not daily users, either over there or over here.

  3. Rob Taylor on March 30th, 2011 4:48 pm

    Chord has been struck.

  4. Ajax the Great on March 30th, 2011 5:31 pm

    The same kind of chord that would have been struck if you were to have said, in reference to Bernie Madoff, “Money-grubbing k–e robs America blind.” Don’t judge an entire culture by its worst members.

  5. Rob Taylor on March 30th, 2011 5:51 pm

    Are you crazy? I was going to spam that but I’m leaving it for people to see who you really are. The slur is bad enough but you’re claiming pot smokers and Jews are the same thing? That getting high and your ethnicity are the same.

  6. Ajax the Great on March 30th, 2011 6:18 pm

    No I am not at all claiming that cannabis and ethnicity are the same thing. Of course they are not. To say that I do is a fallacy known as “extended analogy”, with a hint of ad hominem thrown in there as well. What I am saying is that it is wrong to judge an entire culture (of any kind) by its worst members. Perhaps you should dust off some of your old college textbooks on logic.

  7. Rob Taylor on March 30th, 2011 7:20 pm

    What logic course teaches you to use racial slurs and claim drug users are a “culture” that should be treated like others? A Berkley man I take it.

  8. anonymous on April 1st, 2011 9:30 am

    you must have a computer full of porn

  9. Loup Garou on April 1st, 2011 10:42 am

    Lisa is that you again? now she supports pot smokers? wow.

  10. anonymous on April 1st, 2011 10:48 am

    no i’m concerned about the followers of this rob taylor guy – he appears to me to be a future sex offender if he is not already – i assume his home is full of survivalist junk and guns – hide your kids, hide your wives, hide your husbands, he’s raping everyone!

  11. DodiaFae on April 1st, 2011 11:33 am

    Oh, Good Lord… Lisa, I think you need to visit your doctor and have your meds checked. Seriously.

  12. anonymous on April 1st, 2011 11:38 am

    and your website is… pagans against child abuse? me believeth thou prosteteth too mucheth

  13. Loup Garou on April 1st, 2011 1:44 pm

    survivalist junk, CHECK,…guns, CHECK,… hide wife and kids from libitard whacko rapists… click click boom. by the way I love that song, “hide your wife, hide your kids….” that is almost a current pop culture reference, kudos to you.

  14. anonymous on April 1st, 2011 4:20 pm

    survivalist nambla members – and this was before the radiation hit south carolina!

    don’t be a drag(net), just be a queen

  15. Rob Taylor on April 1st, 2011 6:19 pm

    So clever. You’ve convinced me I’m wrong about everything with some poorly worded gay baiting and claiming I’m a child molester. Well done.

  16. ThePaganTemple on April 3rd, 2011 10:50 am

    Holy shit, Elmore Leonard couldn’t have made these people up.

  17. DodiaFae on April 3rd, 2011 12:15 pm

    And you’re Catholic? The same could be said of you, but I’m not so much a douche that I’m going to lump all Catholics in with the few bad apples.

  18. Walter on December 25th, 2012 6:10 am

    Rob Taylor made good points and you troll scum ignored the points he made and revealed yourselves as fools. I was looking at this objectively and you were not. Shame on you. Blaming substances(especially cannabis) is a cop-out. Stupid people do enough bad things without your blaming chemicals they’ve been consuming. If you knew what cannabis was you wouldn’t blame it for outlandish and absurd behavior. Honestly it’s not what you think. But you’re the types that like to ignore valid points people make, call them bad names, and then laugh like a fucking idiot.

  19. Walter on December 25th, 2012 6:13 am

    I’m sorry, i was a little confused (you’ll probably blame cannabis even though I haven’t been smoking) and it’s 3am so i’m groggy…) That was ajax the great. I was saying ajax the great made good points and they were ignored… I fucked up

  20. Rob Taylor on December 27th, 2012 4:40 am

    You’re a great spokesman for weed. Look jackass I’ve been high, I’ve been drunk I know people who smoked weed for decades. Only someone lying or truly naive would claim that chronic drug use (including of legal drugs) doesn’t alter your thinking. If it didn’t millions of people would think Ancient Aliens on the History Channel was legitimate scholarship.

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