Victimless Crime Files: Crystal Anders Likes Her Pot and Guns in Easy Reach … of Her Five Sons

Crystal Anders likes to party. If the fact that she has five sons ages 5 through 12 at the tender age of 30 doesn’t tell you that then perhaps it’s the weed she keeps on her coffee table along with her bong. You know, just in case her children need a quick hit? Then there’s also the loaded firearms she keeps laying around, because nothing is more awesome then some stoner with five kids stumbling around a 9mm with one in the chamber, am I right guys?

So like most drug users Crystal was sharing a filthy hovel with some other degenerate. Unsurprisingly, they had a falling out and Crystal’s roommate wanted to leave. But Crystal didn’t want to allow her friend to get his stuff, so the police were called. Hilarity ensued:

Investigators said they went to Anders’ home on Tuesday to assist a former occupant of the home who needed help from the sheriff’s office to retrieve belongings he had left behind.

Once officers arrived, they said they saw marijuana and drug paraphernalia in the living room. Investigators then obtained a search warrant to look around the home.

During their search, deputies said they went to a second-floor bedroom where Anders’ five sons stay. Deputies said the bedroom contained mattresses that were lying on the floor next to feces.

In addition, deputies said the home has holes in the walls, a door propped up against a wall and a broken stair leading from the first floor to the second floor.

Investigators also said firearms were kept in the home in a place that was easily accessible to the children.

Yeah, seems like Crystal really liked to party. But if only weed were legal this would have turned out differently, right stoners?

Cross posted at Red Alerts.


2 Responses to “Victimless Crime Files: Crystal Anders Likes Her Pot and Guns in Easy Reach … of Her Five Sons”

  1. Dixie on April 16th, 2010 12:44 pm

    This is not a website for spreading the truth! Its a website for spreading misinformation and some of the worse reporting i have ever seen! You people should be banned from the web! Theres always 2 sides to every story and until the truth comes out in court, dont go labeling people degenerates!!! Innocent children have to suffer because someone made wrong choices and its them that need help! Are you willing to help them??? If not then shut the —- up! Have a nice day…slut mongers!!!

  2. Rob Taylor on April 16th, 2010 3:55 pm

    What part of this is misinformation? Crystal Anders had five sons in the house who, because she’s a terrible mother, had easy access to pot and loaded guns.

    And a slut monger would be someone who has sex with a lot of loose women. I don’t see how being critical of endangering the welfare of children proves I monger sluts.

    However, even if I not happily married to the same woman I’ve been with for 20 years and did indeed monger sluts Crystal Anders would still be a terrible mother and my sexual adventures (which in this scenario would surely rival Cassanova or Tirso de Molina’s Don Juan!) wouldn’t change that fact or the fact that only a dirty gutterslut that even we “slut mongers” would have nothing to do with would defend a woman who had her kids sleeping on a feces covered floor.

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